Book of Revelation ass headline

[paparatti@phire.place]

@hannah god, I just realised he's literally called Mr Beast...

[sexybenfranklin@smores.town]

@hannah The Mr. Beast of Revelations

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

@paparatti i feel like ive been yelling wake up sheeple about this for five years

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@hannah Cyberpunk (dystopian)

[null@fedia.social]

@hannah We're cooked.

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@kkarhan @hannah hell yeah

[bussphomet@app.wafrn.net]

Nuclear winter sounds better than this

[elithebearded@fed.qaz.red]

@null @hannah

"Roast", please

[8r3n7@mstdn.ca]

@hannah a “bank-like app”?! Has Amerika tossed out the banking regs with all the others?

[catuscay@meow.social]

@hannah What if he really is Satan, lol

[adrake@sfba.social]

@8r3n7 @hannah I feel like PayPal started us down that road, but I think it's gotten worse as crypto bros demonstrated that enforcement is so slow/weak that you can really ignore all of them as long as you get big enough before it catches up to you.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@catuscay @hannah well his phone number is the number of the beast so

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@bussphomet @hannah Heck, patrolling the mojave sounds better than this

(couldn't help it sorry)

[trampinheavy@mastodon.social]

@bussphomet @hannah
I have good news for you