Dear Everybody:

[courtcan@mastodon.social]

RE: https://mastodon.online/@xankarn/116178499235742702

Dear Everybody:

This Oklahoman apologizes that you're about to hear and see so much more of Markwayne Mullin. He's a deeply graceless embarrassment, and I wish we could unclaim him.

#MarkwayneMullin

[baloouriza@social.tulsa.ok.us]

@courtcan I hope my tribe expels him.

[courtcan@mastodon.social]

@BalooUriza I was hoping the tribe could influence him. But I don't know anything about his ties beyond DNA. 🫤

[baloouriza@social.tulsa.ok.us]

@courtcan He's a living cigar shop indian, basically.

[courtcan@mastodon.social]

@BalooUriza Ugh. He must be one of the most oblivious people in the state.

[meltedcheese@c.im]

@courtcan I want to know why he has two first names, especially because they are so whitebread. Feels like trouble; it’s just weird.

[geonz@mathstodon.xyz]

@courtcan I am fervently hoping teh attention causes an internal explosion.

[claralistensprechen5th@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@meltedcheese @courtcan
The reason was that his parents were all whitebread when he was just a li'l loafer.

[claralistensprechen5th@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@geonz @courtcan
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