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  3. Lol. Rofl, even.

Lol. Rofl, even.

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  • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

    Lol. Rofl, even.

    (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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    @sophieschmieg That's why there's Quantum NVLink 😊

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    • tess@mastodon.socialT tess@mastodon.social

      @sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!

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      @tess RETVRN TO QVANTVM!

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      • slothrop@chaos.socialS slothrop@chaos.social

        @sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

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        @slothrop @sophieschmieg @q You can tell it's good because it's already blockchAIn! It says so! Right there^^^!

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        • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

          Lol. Rofl, even.

          (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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          @sophieschmieg Perfect for the $1 trillion market value the Metaverse will bring in by then!

          Oh wait...

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          • elight@tenforward.socialE elight@tenforward.social

            @danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

            I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

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            @elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

            I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

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            • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

              Lol. Rofl, even.

              (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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              @sophieschmieg

              Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

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              • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                Lol. Rofl, even.

                (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                @sophieschmieg "Thought Leadership" indeed.

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                • danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.hostD danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host

                  @elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

                  I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

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                  @elight also, it's making me realize just how disconnected the ability to play the social game is from the ability to actually build shit.

                  And I'm stuck building shit. Or, more to the point, fixing shit that wasn't built well in the first place.

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                  • davemwilburn@infosec.exchangeD davemwilburn@infosec.exchange

                    @sophieschmieg

                    Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

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                    @DaveMWilburn @sophieschmieg here's a prototype, er I mean an ADVANCED VC-BACKED INITIATIVE
                    https://replaceyourboss.ai/

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                    • davemwilburn@infosec.exchangeD davemwilburn@infosec.exchange

                      @sophieschmieg

                      Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

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                      @DaveMWilburn @sophieschmieg Won't really be a thing until it's on the blockchain.

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                      • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                        Lol. Rofl, even.

                        (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                        @sophieschmieg "Boeing execs say their planes are very safe but insist on booking their own trips on Airbuses. That creates a great opportunity for finding available seats…"

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                        • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                          Lol. Rofl, even.

                          (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                          @sophieschmieg
                          "Refreshing and tasty!"

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                          • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                            Lol. Rofl, even.

                            (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                            @sophieschmieg I didn't know 59% of companies had Deepak Chopra as their CEO.

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                            • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                              Lol. Rofl, even.

                              (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                              @sophieschmieg
                              > But organizations must start preparing today. This means developing quantum skills and expertise, experimenting on real-world quantum hardware, and developing quantum-centric supercomputing infrastructure.

                              Hmm, I wonder who would sell this quantum hardware right now and could have an incentive to make people think they're missing out. 🤔

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                              • ozzelot@mstdn.socialO ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                @q
                                And how exactly does one "use" quantum computing
                                @sophieschmieg

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                                @ozzelot @q @sophieschmieg To factor numbers lke... 21.

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                                • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                                  Lol. Rofl, even.

                                  (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                                  @sophieschmieg Hey y'all buy my quantum bored apes island

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                                  • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                                    Lol. Rofl, even.

                                    (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                                    @sophieschmieg @catsalad Once the bubble fully pops and everyone is covered in goo from regular AI, nobody is going to touch “quantum-anything” with a 10 meter pole.

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                                    • ozzelot@mstdn.socialO ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                      @q
                                      And how exactly does one "use" quantum computing
                                      @sophieschmieg

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                                      You can download it at slunecnice.cz I think

                                      CC: @q@glauca.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
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                                      • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                                        Lol. Rofl, even.

                                        (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                                        @sophieschmieg One wonders whether 59% of executives estimating something about the quantum AI teaches us more about the likelihood of quantum AI or more about 59% of executives.

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                                        • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                                          @q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.

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                                          @sophieschmieg yet you shared this blog post that talks about it 5 days ago: https://infosec.exchange/@sophieschmieg/116030329405558637

                                          maybe ask the guy who wrote that? it sounds like he's keen on whatever post quantum "ai innovation" is coming up

                                          @q

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