Lol. Rofl, even.

[elight@tenforward.social]

@q @sophieschmieg Well, you know, there's stochastic and then there's JFC STOCHASTIC. That one goes to eleven.

[stephanie@thetransagenda.gay]

@q@glauca.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange "Quantum AI" is a term that means "hey, look, we have both buzzwords! Give us more money!"

[elight@tenforward.social]

@danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

[jawnsy@mastodon.social]

@sophieschmieg That's why there's Quantum NVLink

[eldersea@expressional.social]

@tess RETVRN TO QVANTVM!

[eldersea@expressional.social]

@slothrop @sophieschmieg @q You can tell it's good because it's already blockchAIn! It says so! Right there^^^!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@sophieschmieg Perfect for the $1 trillion market value the Metaverse will bring in by then!

Oh wait...

[danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

[davemwilburn@infosec.exchange]

@sophieschmieg

Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

[krnlg@mastodon.social]

@sophieschmieg "Thought Leadership" indeed.

[danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@elight also, it's making me realize just how disconnected the ability to play the social game is from the ability to actually build shit.

And I'm stuck building shit. Or, more to the point, fixing shit that wasn't built well in the first place.

[joshg@mathstodon.xyz]

@DaveMWilburn @sophieschmieg here's a prototype, er I mean an ADVANCED VC-BACKED INITIATIVE
https://replaceyourboss.ai/

[timbray@cosocial.ca]

@DaveMWilburn @sophieschmieg Won't really be a thing until it's on the blockchain.

[david_megginson@mstdn.ca]

@sophieschmieg "Boeing execs say their planes are very safe but insist on booking their own trips on Airbuses. That creates a great opportunity for finding available seats…"

[monsieur_lepetit@toot.community]

@sophieschmieg
"Refreshing and tasty!"

[ids1024@mathstodon.xyz]

@sophieschmieg I didn't know 59% of companies had Deepak Chopra as their CEO.

[henryk@chaos.social]

@sophieschmieg
> But organizations must start preparing today. This means developing quantum skills and expertise, experimenting on real-world quantum hardware, and developing quantum-centric supercomputing infrastructure.

Hmm, I wonder who would sell this quantum hardware right now and could have an incentive to make people think they're missing out.

[dalias@hachyderm.io]

@ozzelot @q @sophieschmieg To factor numbers lke... 21.

[bangskij@climatejustice.social]

@sophieschmieg Hey y'all buy my quantum bored apes island

[feloniouspunk@beige.party]

@sophieschmieg @catsalad Once the bubble fully pops and everyone is covered in goo from regular AI, nobody is going to touch “quantum-anything” with a 10 meter pole.