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Lol. Rofl, even.

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  • q@glauca.spaceQ q@glauca.space

    @sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

    darkling@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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    @q @sophieschmieg It's like AI, but with added QUANTUMS! That'll make it EVEN BETTER! The investors will LOVE IT!

    I believe this encompasses the sum total of thought on the subject.

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    • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

      @q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.

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      @sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

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      • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

        Lol. Rofl, even.

        (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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        @sophieschmieg But..but...industry buzzwords!!!

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        • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

          Lol. Rofl, even.

          (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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          @sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.

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          • slothrop@chaos.socialS slothrop@chaos.social

            @sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

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            #14

            @slothrop

            Stop giving them ideas, please.

            Just... Stop. 😉
            @sophieschmieg @q

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            • elight@tenforward.socialE elight@tenforward.social

              @sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.

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              @elight somehow we, as a society, have decided that these chucklefucks should be in charge of the allocation of capital.

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              • q@glauca.spaceQ q@glauca.space

                @sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

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                @q @sophieschmieg Well, you know, there's stochastic and then there's JFC STOCHASTIC. That one goes to eleven.

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                • q@glauca.spaceQ q@glauca.space

                  @sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

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                  @q@glauca.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange "Quantum AI" is a term that means "hey, look, we have both buzzwords! Give us more money!"

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                  • danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.hostD danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host

                    @elight somehow we, as a society, have decided that these chucklefucks should be in charge of the allocation of capital.

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                    @danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

                    I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

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                    • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                      Lol. Rofl, even.

                      (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                      @sophieschmieg That's why there's Quantum NVLink 😊

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                      • tess@mastodon.socialT tess@mastodon.social

                        @sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!

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                        @tess RETVRN TO QVANTVM!

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                        • slothrop@chaos.socialS slothrop@chaos.social

                          @sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

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                          @slothrop @sophieschmieg @q You can tell it's good because it's already blockchAIn! It says so! Right there^^^!

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                          • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                            Lol. Rofl, even.

                            (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                            @sophieschmieg Perfect for the $1 trillion market value the Metaverse will bring in by then!

                            Oh wait...

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                            • elight@tenforward.socialE elight@tenforward.social

                              @danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

                              I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

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                              @elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

                              I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

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                              • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                                Lol. Rofl, even.

                                (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                                @sophieschmieg

                                Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

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                                • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                                  Lol. Rofl, even.

                                  (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                                  @sophieschmieg "Thought Leadership" indeed.

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                                  • danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.hostD danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host

                                    @elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

                                    I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

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                                    @elight also, it's making me realize just how disconnected the ability to play the social game is from the ability to actually build shit.

                                    And I'm stuck building shit. Or, more to the point, fixing shit that wasn't built well in the first place.

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                                    • davemwilburn@infosec.exchangeD davemwilburn@infosec.exchange

                                      @sophieschmieg

                                      Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

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                                      @DaveMWilburn @sophieschmieg here's a prototype, er I mean an ADVANCED VC-BACKED INITIATIVE
                                      https://replaceyourboss.ai/

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                                      • davemwilburn@infosec.exchangeD davemwilburn@infosec.exchange

                                        @sophieschmieg

                                        Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

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                                        @DaveMWilburn @sophieschmieg Won't really be a thing until it's on the blockchain.

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                                        • sophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeS sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange

                                          Lol. Rofl, even.

                                          (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                                          @sophieschmieg "Boeing execs say their planes are very safe but insist on booking their own trips on Airbuses. That creates a great opportunity for finding available seats…"

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