Lol. Rofl, even.

[tess@mastodon.social]

@sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@sophieschmieg

"While 59% of executives say quantum-enabled AI will transform their industry by 2030, only 27% expect to be using quantum computing by then."

this sure sounds like a polite way of saying "i encourage all of my competitors to dive on this technology first"...

[sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange]

@q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.

[soatok@furry.engineer]

@sophieschmieg @q same

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@q
And how exactly does one "use" quantum computing
@sophieschmieg

[darkling@mstdn.social]

@q @sophieschmieg It's like AI, but with added QUANTUMS! That'll make it EVEN BETTER! The investors will LOVE IT!

I believe this encompasses the sum total of thought on the subject.

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

[darkasvim@fosstodon.org]

@sophieschmieg But..but...industry buzzwords!!!

[elight@tenforward.social]

@sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@slothrop

Stop giving them ideas, please.

Just... Stop.
@sophieschmieg @q

[danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@elight somehow we, as a society, have decided that these chucklefucks should be in charge of the allocation of capital.

[elight@tenforward.social]

@q @sophieschmieg Well, you know, there's stochastic and then there's JFC STOCHASTIC. That one goes to eleven.

[stephanie@thetransagenda.gay]

@q@glauca.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange "Quantum AI" is a term that means "hey, look, we have both buzzwords! Give us more money!"

[elight@tenforward.social]

@danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

[jawnsy@mastodon.social]

@sophieschmieg That's why there's Quantum NVLink

[eldersea@expressional.social]

@tess RETVRN TO QVANTVM!

[eldersea@expressional.social]

@slothrop @sophieschmieg @q You can tell it's good because it's already blockchAIn! It says so! Right there^^^!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@sophieschmieg Perfect for the $1 trillion market value the Metaverse will bring in by then!

Oh wait...

[danlyke@researchbuzz.masto.host]

@elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

[davemwilburn@infosec.exchange]

@sophieschmieg

Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.