CatSalad posted about cats almost every day in January

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

CatSalad posted about cats almost every day in January

Many social media posts by CatSalad CEO on their platform are indiscernible from those of toxoplasmosis victims, say experts.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@catsalad
We're sexy and we know it.

Mind-Altering Parasite May Make Infected People More Attractive, Study Suggests

The brain-hijacking parasite Toxoplasma gondii seems to be almost everywhere.

ScienceAlert (www.sciencealert.com)

[grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange]

@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad isn't this a futurama episode with vendor machine egg salad

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@grumpasaurus @catsalad
Yes, but much cuter and fluffier.

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
This explains why my used-cat-litter-only diet makes me such a hit with the ladies.

[erpel@hai.z0ne.social]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange I find the lack of salad postings disturbing.

[jorsh@beige.party]

@catsalad

Embrace the toxo

[gorfram@beige.party]

@catsalad @MaryAustinBooks
Rich idiots flocking to get toxoplasmosis injections in 3… 2… 1…

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@Gorfram @catsalad @MaryAustinBooks Wait. Do we think this is BAD or... ?

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@faraiwe @Gorfram @catsalad
Definitely not if they skip the injections and just rescue a cat.

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@MaryAustinBooks @gorfram but... which method yields fewer techbros FASTER?

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@MaryAustinBooks asking for a few hundred million friends.

[boudah@hostux.social]

@catsalad Grok say it's a woke fake news and our great nation need to give maximum money to place catcenters in orbit and the FIFA will give our supreme leader, which is brilliant, and do not know Epstein, the Nobel prize of Cat. And an arch.

And we liberate venezuela from toxoplasmosis.

Our democracy will be celebrated for thousand years.

This is an executive opinion.

Signed Big Beautiful Billionnaire. I am great.

[victorvonvortex@mastodon.social]

@Gorfram @catsalad @MaryAustinBooks

Don't be a toxoplasnosis, be a toxoplasbrosis.

[akamran@indieweb.social]

@catsalad

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@catsalad

I’ve always assumed that toxoplasmosis forces its hosts to post pictures of cats. How else can we explain the Internet?

[float13@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad @KanaMauna

Cats had us invent the internet so that we may lift them up and glorify their names

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@catsalad - Duh. We recognize each other; that's why we're all here.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@catsalad (Applies to both)

[feliscatusdomesticus@social.vivaldi.net]

@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad