Inspiring: RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best foods to insert into your rectum.

[josephcox@infosec.exchange]

Inspiring: RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best foods to insert into your rectum.

“Start — whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.”

RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum

Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.

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[zackwhittaker@mastodon.social]

@josephcox that might be one of the best ledes I've read in years.

[aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social]

@josephcox Confusing high worm nutritional value with comfort once again.

[dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud]

@josephcox @zackwhittaker

penetrating insight right here lads

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[dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud]

@josephcox @notyourfanboy some witty insightful genius.

my biggest concern about them is that they're over on BlueSky

also I probably would not let them cook for me tho