i asked them if they had speaker cables for "post apocalyptic sludgecore" and they just looked at me funny.

[zuul@pdx.social]

@crowdotblack saw that

[lpl@metalhead.club]

@zuul @otherdog Ah no, my shuffle went from Dave Brubeck to Foo Fighters, gotta quickly change the cables now!

[zuul@pdx.social]

@lpl @otherdog

[cy@pdx.social]

@zuul You have to wait for the apocalypse before you can get those, duh!

[nocci@punk.cyber77.de]

@zuul@pdx.social

cc @qwertziop@chaos.social 🥹

[valhalla@social.gl-como.it]

@zuul maybe you could try cutting one of those cables in half and letting the signal pass through a bit of wet mud, I've heard it makes the sound warmer and earthier

[supernova@metalhead.club]

@zuul you need those cable raisers to avoid interference with the floor anyway. These guys are amateurs!

[itisiboller@infosec.exchange]

@zuul Using Barbed Wire for the Heavy Metal.
On that note: Do you then swap cables regularly when having a wide taste in music (Listening to anything from Mozart to Motörhead)

My, my, my, what a mess. Amazing what people can be sold.

[benjaminklein@mastodon.nu]

@zuul I'm laughing but this is most of modern capitalism. From Michael Pollen's book the Omnivores Dilemma. The whole chapter on corn is worth reading

https://dn710109.ca.archive.org/0/items/Michael_Pollan-The_Omnivores_Dilemma/Michael_Pollan-The_Omnivores_Dilemma_text.pdf

[golgaloth@writing.exchange]

@zuul Japanese funky lo-fi barber beats. It's just made up of bits of left over Jazz cables.