Gudtrip: the AI agent vape pen with blockchain

[ariadne@social.treehouse.systems]

@davidgerard vape nationnnnnnnnnn

[shammers@mastodon.coffee]

@davidgerard holy shit what circle of hell did this invention come from?

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@shammers
"what the hell do you call that act?"
"the blockchain!!"

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@davidgerard why would you even vape cannabis without a blockchain and AI?

[sibshops@mastodon.online]

@davidgerard This is the cross-over we've not at all been waiting for.

[floe@hci.social]

@davidgerard B I N G O 🥳

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@Sibshops where's the fuckin quantum ay

[floe@hci.social]

@davidgerard Oh wait, no NFTs? Disappointing.

[moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org]

@davidgerard
History will vindicate Paul Verhoeven.

[ariadne@social.treehouse.systems]

@dysfun @davidgerard i dunno man, i just make cookies

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@ariadne @davidgerard but you've got an agentic cooker, right? right?

[notthatdelta@furry.engineer]

@davidgerard

"okay no way this is real"
*looks*
"holy fucking shit"

The first agentic cannabis device

Not just a vape. A connected earning device.

Gudtrip combines premium cannabis, blockchain rewards, and AI-powered asset tools in one product.

I had to navigate away from the page after this to avoid taking further psychic damage, but I did catch the company name "PuffPaw" and now I'm also salty that some furry didn't snag the name first.

[ariadne@social.treehouse.systems]

@dysfun @davidgerard no, i just have a normal oven. it is also near end of life and will be replaced with another normal oven.

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@ariadne @davidgerard another normal internet-connected oven, got it.

[ariadne@social.treehouse.systems]

@dysfun @davidgerard hell no

[ratsnakegames@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard no text version this time?

[davidgerard@mas.to]

@ratsnakegames @davidgerard@circumstances.run come back in an hour!

[jefverbeeck@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard this one ticks all the stupid boxes!

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard Congrats on your The Onion segment!

[abucci@buc.ci]

@davidgerard@circumstances.run @Sibshops@mastodon.online Is there fusion in there.