After careful analysis, we believe the best option for remediation is to turn off the computers and go for a nice walk.

[ifin@infosec.exchange]

After careful analysis, we believe the best option for remediation is to turn off the computers and go for a nice walk. Maybe call your mother.

[geekymalcolm@ioc.exchange]

@ifin Def. not calling my mother...she's a Maple MAGA nutjob...

[epic_null@infosec.exchange]

@ifin wait... MY PHONE IS ONE OF THE COMPUTERS OH NO!!!

[tinydoctor@mstdn.social]

@geekymalcolm @ifin Talking to my mother would involve a seance, as she's been dead for 48 years, but I can take a walk and think good thoughts about her.

[ifin@infosec.exchange]

@Epic_Null Noooooo

[mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org]

@Epic_Null @ifin @tinydoctor the séance may be the safer option then

[lfzz@mastodon.social]

@ifin Sage advice that applies most of the time. I will also steal this^w^w stochastically generate the same sentence and claim is mine