Just let me compute in peace.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@clare_hooley Ooh, on behalf of RSS users everywhere, thank you!

[anonymooseguy@mas.to]

@neil I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[anonymooseguy@mas.to]

@flangey @neil We could use an Howard Beale right about now.

[anonymooseguy@mas.to]

@jbaty @neil

... disable my ad blocker

[ljwrites@writeout.ink]

@neil That reminded me of this essay. https://www.terrygodier.com/the-last-quiet-thing

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@neil
Dentist: Are you using a manual or electric toothbrush?

Well, I got an electric one as a gift, but the manual told me it has an app, so I haven't even charged it, for fear of it playing me ads for its own brand of toothpaste and mouth wash

Dentist: I'll just put manual then

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@ljwrites @neil
Is there a version that's not animated?

[ag100pct@infosec.exchange]

@neil
Absolutely love this.
This is *so* "spot on".
I scream these things every day.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@EndlessMason @ljwrites

The Last Quiet Thing

Your possessions came alive. Now they won't stop talking.

Terry Godier (www.terrygodier.com)

[ag100pct@infosec.exchange]

@neil
My pet peeve. Feel free to add it.

[shelldozer@oldbytes.space]

@neil "No, I don’t want to rate your product, let alone your choice of courier. You took my money, now sod off and leave me alone."

Well said.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@shelldozer Thank you!

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@ieure Yes!