I love being able to telepathically communicate with my cat.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

I love being able to telepathically communicate with my cat. :3

[menelion@dragonscave.space]

@catsalad If it's true, then you have the greatest luck, cats talk to us very seldom unfortunately.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@catsalad - Cat: "I wish I didn't have to speak slowly for the human."

[aadeacon@mastodon.social]

@catsalad That would explain a lot, wouldn’t it.

[b3lt3r@mastodon.b3lt3r.com]

@catsalad sadly not unhinged enough. Our representative who will identify himself to you as Buffalo Bill will be round shortly. He'll bring some complementary lotion for you to enjoy while your face is taken. We normally scan faces, but Mr Bill insists his way is better.

</unhinged post>

[kitsunevixi@sakurajima.social]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange I love telepathically communicating with your cat too.

We have interesting conversations about your most embarrassing habits and secrets.

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I once had a 25lb Maine Coon named Murphy. We could also communicate telepathically. However, i couldn't speak cat. It all sounded like 'mrowr, mraw, mah' anyway. 🫲🫱

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

Oh! I knew you were going to say that!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

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