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  3. i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

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  • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

    i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

    lo@wetdry.worldL This user is from outside of this forum
    lo@wetdry.worldL This user is from outside of this forum
    lo@wetdry.world
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    #72

    @eniko this sounds exactly like my kinda job (well except the paid part)

    *Looks at my projects which have an update every few months with few features*

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    • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

      i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

      technicaladept@techhub.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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      technicaladept@techhub.social
      wrote last edited by
      #73

      @eniko I can switch on a BBC micro and load View in less time than I can wake my Windows 11 laptop and load MS Word. Seems that the faster computers become; the longer it takes to do the same things with them.

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      • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

        i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

        netzblockierer@tech.lgbtN This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote last edited by
        #74

        @eniko +9001%
        I want smaller, auditable, reproduceable and simple systems!

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        • jhooper@techhub.socialJ jhooper@techhub.social

          @eniko can we also request the coders to have a nap time during the day? Rest is important, and I'm not kidding about that either.

          akesi_anima@mastodon.artA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #75

          @jhooper @eniko if you work remote you can nap whenever you want

          source: I do this every day

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          • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

            i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

            jabwd@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            #76

            @eniko I miss the days where getting an update was like christmas. Now I mumble to myself 'what did you mess up this time..'

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            • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

              i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

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              woo@fosstodon.org
              wrote last edited by
              #77

              @eniko And fewer applications. Today I learned that Ubuntu now has Snapshot, as well as screenshot but that Snapshot shows up as Camera, though it didn't when it was called Cheese. This happened 2 years ago.

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              • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

                kctipton@mas.toK This user is from outside of this forum
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                #78

                @eniko Agreed! Updates are becoming an annoyance, like a swarm of gnats.

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                • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                  i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

                  eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
                  eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
                  eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place
                  wrote last edited by
                  #79

                  posts on mastodon can't blow up they said

                  mastodon has low engagement they said

                  pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.placeP me@social.jlamothe.netM 2 Replies Last reply
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                  • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                    posts on mastodon can't blow up they said

                    mastodon has low engagement they said

                    pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.placeP This user is from outside of this forum
                    pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.placeP This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote last edited by
                    #80

                    @eniko looks like copying being the highest form of flattery is also possible in the fediverse https://donotsta.re/objects/67cb9b8d-ff23-4e10-8af3-f26ec1c50ac3

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                    • pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.placeP pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.place

                      @eniko looks like copying being the highest form of flattery is also possible in the fediverse https://donotsta.re/objects/67cb9b8d-ff23-4e10-8af3-f26ec1c50ac3

                      eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wrote last edited by
                      #81

                      @pouncy_panda eh, that one's a bit different from mine so i wouldn't jump to conclusions

                      though even if someone copied it verbatim, in this case i'd probably just be happy to see this thought spreading further

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                      • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                        @pouncy_panda eh, that one's a bit different from mine so i wouldn't jump to conclusions

                        though even if someone copied it verbatim, in this case i'd probably just be happy to see this thought spreading further

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                        pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.place
                        wrote last edited by
                        #82

                        @eniko lets see how long this takes to become a meme then

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                        • pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.placeP pouncy_panda@mastodon.gamedev.place

                          @eniko lets see how long this takes to become a meme then

                          eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote last edited by
                          #83

                          @pouncy_panda hopefully someone shops it into a video game character image

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                          • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                            posts on mastodon can't blow up they said

                            mastodon has low engagement they said

                            me@social.jlamothe.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #84
                            @eniko God my poor server (a laptop in a closet) would probably just explode if I made a post with that much engagement.
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                            • me@social.jlamothe.netM me@social.jlamothe.net
                              @eniko God my poor server (a laptop in a closet) would probably just explode if I made a post with that much engagement.
                              eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
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                              wrote last edited by
                              #85

                              @me i'm glad i decided i wasn't going to self host >_>

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                              • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                @pouncy_panda hopefully someone shops it into a video game character image

                                maia@mastodon.artM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                maia@mastodon.art
                                wrote last edited by
                                #86

                                @eniko @pouncy_panda i instantly knew the perfect image for this and knew it had to be done (i used deathgenerator.com)

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                                • maia@mastodon.artM maia@mastodon.art

                                  @eniko @pouncy_panda i instantly knew the perfect image for this and knew it had to be done (i used deathgenerator.com)

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                                  eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #87

                                  @maia @pouncy_panda sorry in advance about your mentions

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                                  • maia@mastodon.artM maia@mastodon.art

                                    @eniko @pouncy_panda i instantly knew the perfect image for this and knew it had to be done (i used deathgenerator.com)

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                                    eldersea@expressional.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #88

                                    @maia @eniko @pouncy_panda
                                    Ooh this inspired me to meme it in this format:

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                                    • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                      i want smaller applications with fewer updates made by people who are paid more to produce less code and i'm not kidding

                                      polx@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #89

                                      @eniko the fun thing is that even the non-techies want that!
                                      But instead some racers or people who only look at the competition decide we must deliver faster...

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