Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
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@alice If you could order any last meal in the world before your execution (sorry about that), what poisonous thing would you want to eat?
@joshsusser omg, that violates like half my rules for these questions! 🫢
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice How do you get the toppings to stay on a pizza?
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@joshsusser omg, that violates like half my rules for these questions! 🫢
@alice really? sorry, i thought i understood but i guess not. should i retract?
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@alice If you could pick skill to pick up instantly, what would it be and why?
@brass75 I've asked a very similar one about hobbies before.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice If you had a star trek style teleporter where you could teleport anywhere on earth on a whim, no legal or logistical impediments to consider, where would be the first place you'd want to see?
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@alice How do you get the toppings to stay on a pizza?
@chrisp pfft, that's too easy. They'd just google it and see that glue is the right answer.
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@alice really? sorry, i thought i understood but i guess not. should i retract?
@joshsusser no, but I like to invite upbeat answers. I've learned that if I leave room for nihilism, then I get nihilism.
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@alice If you had a star trek style teleporter where you could teleport anywhere on earth on a whim, no legal or logistical impediments to consider, where would be the first place you'd want to see?
@alice I'd be a pedant and say that, since the ISS is technically touching earths atmosphere it's on earth, so I'd want to visit it.
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@joshsusser no, but I like to invite upbeat answers. I've learned that if I leave room for nihilism, then I get nihilism.
@alice if it helps, i think of it as a rare opportunity to find out what something tastes like without consequences, relatively speaking
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice
"what features do your two favorite books/movies have in common?"
"If you could have been born in the 12th century anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?"
"Is there a standard flavor of ice cream that, if it were set in front of you, you absolutely wouldn't eat?"
"You agree to meet someone that you are only aware of online. How would you tell them to know it's you when you meet?" -
Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice Do you believe Pluto should still be classified as a planet?
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@meltedcheese I've seen one used as an impromptu ax at a skating rink.
That was a dark day.
@alice I was thinking about Tom Hanks in “Cast Away”
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@alice if it helps, i think of it as a rare opportunity to find out what something tastes like without consequences, relatively speaking
️@joshsusser hmm...that could be interesting.
"If you could eat anything once, what would you eat if there were zero negative repercussions for you?"
Trump. I'd get to see what the rich taste like, we'd have one fewer billionaire in the world, and it would be a hell of a statement to the rest.
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@alice I was thinking about Tom Hanks in “Cast Away”
@meltedcheese ah, never seen that, but I know several of the cultural references from memes.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice "what's your favorite useless trinket you own"
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@joshsusser hmm...that could be interesting.
"If you could eat anything once, what would you eat if there were zero negative repercussions for you?"
Trump. I'd get to see what the rich taste like, we'd have one fewer billionaire in the world, and it would be a hell of a statement to the rest.
@alice de gustibus non est disputandum!
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@Cheeseness fair point.
@alice @Cheeseness
Okay then. If you were a character from legend, who would you be?I'd go for Polyphemus: goat-herder, cyclops and master cheese-maker
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@meltedcheese ah, never seen that, but I know several of the cultural references from memes.
@alice
My life in a nutshell
@meltedcheese -
Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice Geez these are hard 🤯 Hope these are useful?
"If you could bring back a fad for a month and get tons of folks excited about it, what would it be?"
"Whenever you make a friend now, your new friend spontaneously gets a little goodie bag. What are 3 things someone might find from you in their goodie bag?"
"Wheels have been declared 'boring' and 'just plain uncool' and you've been selected to replace them. What is the new wheel and why?"
