She spends a lot of time on YouTube, watching bird videos

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

So I’ve been trying to get her into reading…

2/4

#cats #CatsOfFediverse #books

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

I even bought her the two-volume Shorter Oxford English Dictionary to help…

3/4

#cats #catstodon #english

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

It made absolutely no difference whatsoever

Maybe I’ll try her on audiobooks…

4/4

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #animals

[boerps@nrw.social]

@rufustheduck
Ha! I am!

[gbrower@pixelfed.social]

Seems you succeeded!

[barbaravanschaik@mastodon.social]

@rufustheduck at least she is not looking at the screen anymore…

[frauxirah@chaos.social]

@rufustheduck The cat lying like a wave on books of varying heights is a beautiful sight.

[irene@discuss.systems]

@rufustheduck just be careful that the algorithm doesn’t radicalize her.

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@irene she has been acting quite aggressively towards those birds....

Maybe I'm too late

[blue@sunny.garden]

@rufustheduck but she's so pretty tho

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@blue true. I guess I'll forgive her then

[blue@sunny.garden]

@rufustheduck it's the only thing you can do.

[thomasb@sfba.social]

@rufustheduck

️

[futuristicrobert@infosec.exchange]

@rufustheduck this is so cute!

[sunumbral@beige.party]

@rufustheduck she's waiting for you to hold her magnifying glass

[arielle@det.social]

@rufustheduck I think she would like your own voice much better....

[christellelachambre@mastodon.art]

@rufustheduck when a cat has decided to do one thing... you can’t win

[hotsoup@infosec.exchange]

@rufustheduck If I let my kitty watch videos with mice in them the screen starts getting slapped. Birds and squirrels are safe

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@arielle I'll have to start reading her bedtime stories

[rufustheduck@mastodon.social]

@sunumbral fortunately I do have one (for me)