ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay
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ransomware except it creates an ooo responder in o365 that has a btc address in it, a link to a nonexistent onlyfans page and a footer with a lobster emoji and text that says 'sent from my openclaw'
@Viss tbh, I have recently adopted the position that turning most of the world's data into noise would not be a Bad Thing.
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@Viss tbh, I have recently adopted the position that turning most of the world's data into noise would not be a Bad Thing.
@Viss that said, ransomware except you can't get the decryption key, ever.
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ransomware except it targets twitter users and posts as them advertising cryptoscams, feet pics and starts flamewars with super angry political nutbags
@Viss Ransomware except it sends burglars after they had Taco Bell to clog your toilets while you’re not at home
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@Viss *that we know of
@quinn true. they wouldnt disclose
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ransomware except it targets twitter users and posts as them advertising cryptoscams, feet pics and starts flamewars with super angry political nutbags
@Viss isn’t that just Grok?
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ransomware except it targets twitter users and posts as them advertising cryptoscams, feet pics and starts flamewars with super angry political nutbags
ransomware except it does the super 2005 era shit like rotating your windows display, or changing the keyboard layout to dvorak and occasionally displaying a qr code to a btc wallet til you pay. and it pushes that shit to the c-suite and board members first
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@Viss isn’t that just Grok?
@pberry yes
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ransomware except it does the super 2005 era shit like rotating your windows display, or changing the keyboard layout to dvorak and occasionally displaying a qr code to a btc wallet til you pay. and it pushes that shit to the c-suite and board members first
ransomware except it just reinstalls copilot back into notepad
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ransomware except it just reinstalls copilot back into notepad
ransomware except it just changes all the creds to all your switches, routers and firewalls
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ransomware except it just changes all the creds to all your switches, routers and firewalls
ransomware except the only thing it encrypts is that absolutely gargantuan landfill fileshare you have where everyone puts their shit and theres no permissions model and everyone can see everything, so its the companies giant junk drawer
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ransomware except the only thing it encrypts is that absolutely gargantuan landfill fileshare you have where everyone puts their shit and theres no permissions model and everyone can see everything, so its the companies giant junk drawer
@Viss I can only imagine how many intelligence agencies are now begging for you to work for them, almost all of these would make the world burn.......
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ransomware except the only thing it encrypts is that absolutely gargantuan landfill fileshare you have where everyone puts their shit and theres no permissions model and everyone can see everything, so its the companies giant junk drawer
ransomware except it only specifically targets aws, azure and gcp environments that are using tagging, thinking that coutns as network segmentation
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@Viss I can only imagine how many intelligence agencies are now begging for you to work for them, almost all of these would make the world burn.......
@madengineering i have a rate card for them, if theyre creeping (they prolly are). i'd run a fun think tank, i wager
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ransomware except it does the super 2005 era shit like rotating your windows display, or changing the keyboard layout to dvorak and occasionally displaying a qr code to a btc wallet til you pay. and it pushes that shit to the c-suite and board members first
@Viss I should write bofs that do this.
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ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay
@Viss http://www.g3tliv3.com/ like from archer lol
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ransomware except it only specifically targets aws, azure and gcp environments that are using tagging, thinking that coutns as network segmentation
ransomware except snoops mailspools, teams and slack, then forwards threads/screenshots to regulators where people in security departments are openly laughing about having lied to make it past compilance and regulatory rules/laws
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@Viss I should write bofs that do this.
@winterknight1337 bofs?
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@Viss beacon object files.
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@Viss http://www.g3tliv3.com/ like from archer lol
@bosh oh i built that. dude - curl hax.lol and leave the default user agent
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ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay
@Viss Gaah! Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?
