Tourist tips for Seattle(wrong answers only)

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@catsalad (jokes aside: leaving your rain pants in the bike cargo bag rather than wearing them is the most surefire way to guarantee a downpour on your way to/from work)

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad
Everyone enjoys the furries.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@FritzAdalis @cR0w @catsalad

[mrbirch@beige.party]

@catsalad say “Hi, how are you” to every person you see on the street.

The “Seattle chill” is just BS.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @catsalad s/Pike Place/the gum wall/

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad ask locals if they can direct you to the Renraku Arcology

[evdhmn@ecoevo.social]

@catsalad
Just go it’s an awesome place the people are friendly and kind and compassionate.

University of Washington is magical (at least to me) . Trans community seems awesome.

I would say being poor at night in downtown unless your from Seattle is a health hazard.

Meaning there’s security at the stores hotels etc late at night. Even if your not poor and seem poor they may not let you in I dunno.

Be ready to slide down the hills in buses if it snows.

I would invest in duck boots.

[ericg@beige.party]

@catsalad Seattleites favor close-talkers. Always stand close to and make direct eye contact with anyone you meet.

[keithpjolley@discuss.systems]

@catsalad It’s always sunny in Seattle.

[ericg@beige.party]

@catsalad Designer umbrellas are status symbols. Impress everyone with either a Gucci or YSL .

[secureowl@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

1) upon arrival at seatac, if parking at an N gate it is customary to break out into applause and share your excitement about getting to go for a ride on the airport train

2) it is customary to lick the Bezos balls

[sollat@masto.ai]

@catsalad
The rapid transit is seamless and everything is walkable.

[cxiao@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Go to a Kpod Yacht Hunters concert

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[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@SecureOwl @catsalad Sorry to be a buzz kill but the first one is not completely necessary. It's just appreciated.

The second is absolutely a requirement though.

[badsamurai@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad go to SEA Sub Pop and buy absolutely nothing.

[danedeasy@mastodon.world]

@catsalad you won’t need an umbrella. It never rains.

[loganfive@beige.party]

@catsalad
The Empire State Building is worth checking out.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@catsalad Don't drink the water.

[infoseclogger@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad take the high speed union street exit at warp drive and get a complimentary traffic cam video to cherish!

[meowthias@mastodon.world]

@catsalad Tell them you're moving there from South Dakota. They LOVE out-of-state transplants.