Tourist tips for Seattle(wrong answers only)

[ericg@beige.party]

@catsalad Designer umbrellas are status symbols. Impress everyone with either a Gucci or YSL .

[secureowl@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

1) upon arrival at seatac, if parking at an N gate it is customary to break out into applause and share your excitement about getting to go for a ride on the airport train

2) it is customary to lick the Bezos balls

[sollat@masto.ai]

@catsalad
The rapid transit is seamless and everything is walkable.

[cxiao@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Go to a Kpod Yacht Hunters concert

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[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@SecureOwl @catsalad Sorry to be a buzz kill but the first one is not completely necessary. It's just appreciated.

The second is absolutely a requirement though.

[badsamurai@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad go to SEA Sub Pop and buy absolutely nothing.

[danedeasy@mastodon.world]

@catsalad you won’t need an umbrella. It never rains.

[loganfive@beige.party]

@catsalad
The Empire State Building is worth checking out.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@catsalad Don't drink the water.

[infoseclogger@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad take the high speed union street exit at warp drive and get a complimentary traffic cam video to cherish!

[meowthias@mastodon.world]

@catsalad Tell them you're moving there from South Dakota. They LOVE out-of-state transplants.

[bedirthan@dice.camp]

@catsalad gum wall

[doraii@furry.engineer]

@catsalad six seven

[avlcharlie@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
Dont bring an umbrella

[pejacoby@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad take the stairs when visiting the space needle.

Always bring a bowling ball to the Chihuly Garden and Glass museum

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@avatastic @catsalad

[ichinin@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad There is an awesome restaurant in the basement of the space needle with an amazing view.

[thegorf@mastodon.social]

@catsalad @avatastic you could flick Grumpy Bean! (Coffee shop)

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@stephen

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@FritzAdalis @cR0w I knew it!