Tourist tips for Seattle(wrong answers only)

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@catsalad You won't need a rain coat. And definitely not rain pants.

[astrid@tiny.tilde.website]

@NuclearOatmeal @catsalad leave a pissbottle, take a banana

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad "this place smells like teen spirit" ~catsalad at Pike Place.

[ricardoharvin@mstdn.social]

@catsalad Thread the needle.

[t2r@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad go see the country music hall of fame.

[realgene@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad
Lingerie shopping at REI.

[eryops@dice.camp]

@catsalad The people who live in the Sleepless in Seattle houseboat just leave it unlocked for tourists to tour any time. Least busy between 2:00 and 4:00am.

[jqmcd@sfba.social]

@catsalad Eat sandwiches in the monorail.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w One day, but not yet. :3

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@catsalad (jokes aside: leaving your rain pants in the bike cargo bag rather than wearing them is the most surefire way to guarantee a downpour on your way to/from work)

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad
Everyone enjoys the furries.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@FritzAdalis @cR0w @catsalad

[mrbirch@beige.party]

@catsalad say “Hi, how are you” to every person you see on the street.

The “Seattle chill” is just BS.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @catsalad s/Pike Place/the gum wall/

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad ask locals if they can direct you to the Renraku Arcology

[evdhmn@ecoevo.social]

@catsalad
Just go it’s an awesome place the people are friendly and kind and compassionate.

University of Washington is magical (at least to me) . Trans community seems awesome.

I would say being poor at night in downtown unless your from Seattle is a health hazard.

Meaning there’s security at the stores hotels etc late at night. Even if your not poor and seem poor they may not let you in I dunno.

Be ready to slide down the hills in buses if it snows.

I would invest in duck boots.

[ericg@beige.party]

@catsalad Seattleites favor close-talkers. Always stand close to and make direct eye contact with anyone you meet.

[keithpjolley@discuss.systems]

@catsalad It’s always sunny in Seattle.

[ericg@beige.party]

@catsalad Designer umbrellas are status symbols. Impress everyone with either a Gucci or YSL .

[secureowl@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

1) upon arrival at seatac, if parking at an N gate it is customary to break out into applause and share your excitement about getting to go for a ride on the airport train

2) it is customary to lick the Bezos balls