Always good to have an assistant who stays on top of the paperwork.

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@ezeno Absolutely! That paperwork isn't going anywhere.

[danmccullough@ecoevo.social]

@Paul_Jackson I hope she calicollates the papers when she’s finished. 🤭

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@danmccullough so THAT'S what she's doing!

[bweller@mstdn.social]

@Paul_Jackson peak cat

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@bweller Maisy takes her job very seriously.

[technexahub@mastodon.social]

@Paul_Jackson My cat has red eyes and is always doing something naughty. never stays calm, always up to some trouble

[mikemayak@mastodon.otherworldsink.com]

@Paul_Jackson

[seconduniverse@autistics.life]

@Paul_Jackson

Human: "Have you made a decision on the new contract?"

Cat: "I'll sleep on it."

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@SecondUniverse and Maisy is happy to put in all the hours it takes!

[bedifferent@mastodon.social]

@Paul_Jackson Kitty is missing a head or I need different reading glasses. Either way (head or no head), it's adorable and so is your statement.

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@bedifferent she's very relaxed here. Don't worry, the gentle snoring is a good sign that all is well.

[cloudless_sky@norden.social]

@Paul_Jackson
Oh, can I borrow the calicollater for a day, please so that I can get on top of my paperwork.

@danmccullough

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@cloudless_sky @danmccullough

Of course, she’d love to help! Maisy's rates are very reasonable. Though she can’t start too early and will require a mandatory 3-hour lunch break and she does have a strict 'nap on the job' clause in her contract.

[danmccullough@ecoevo.social]

@Paul_Jackson @cloudless_sky So you’re saying we could all be calicowners? Maybe form a calico-op?

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@danmccullough @cloudless_sky
A splendid idea!

So you're suggesting a kind of Calico-llaboration?

[paul_jackson@mastodon.social]

@StaceyCornelius Essential office assistance.

[mondeoscotch@mastodon.social]

@Paul_Jackson he's just trying to let you know you work to hard and need too take a brake

[seanclopedia@mastodon.social]

@Paul_Jackson
Me when I have to work