So, are we in the 'Oops' phase right now or what?

[zynaesthesie@mastodon.social]

@ozzelot @NickEast_IndieWriter Half past “FUCK”, I presume

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@NickEast_IndieWriter I'm pretty sure we're already at "fuck"

Even if we go completely carbon neutral yesterday, temperatures will be hotter for the rest of the century than they are today.

[lane@dice.camp]

@NickEast_IndieWriter

The last one is brought to you by Open AI.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@NickEast_IndieWriter Nah. The trigger for that will be when we lose a major city.

[gock@woof.tech]

@NickEast_IndieWriter i thought the next phase was "nothing we could have done to stop this"?

[nickeast_indiewriter@mastodon.art]

@gock I think the 'don't look at us there's nothing we could've done' corporate policy is included as a subcategory of all the phases

[eibart@zirk.us]

@NickEast_IndieWriter it's not a change, it's the catastrophe

#climate

[mndflayr@metalhead.club]

@NickEast_IndieWriter

It's missing the "BP" part that says
"Climate change is real, and the fix is that individuals watch their carbon footprint while the industry continues raping the environment."

[corpomancer@mastodon.social]

@NickEast_IndieWriter FUCK! That's a massive quarterly earning on our oil sales.

[kcarruthers@infosec.exchange]

@NickEast_IndieWriter why would you think that?

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