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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

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  • msbellows@c.imM msbellows@c.im

    @agowa338 @Buster
    The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!

    “Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21

    "Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15

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    @agowa338 @Buster OOH! OOH! And what Jewish holiday did Easter ("He is risen! he is risen indeed!") evolve from?

    The Feast of Unleavened Bread!

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      @agowa338 @Buster OOH! OOH! And what Jewish holiday did Easter ("He is risen! he is risen indeed!") evolve from?

      The Feast of Unleavened Bread!

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      @msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?

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      • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

        My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

        Turns water into wine
        Floats on water
        Makes bread for 5000 people
        Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
        Jesus was a sourdough starter.

        Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

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        @Buster

        Is made of bread. Or the other way around, anyway. Sometimes. Kinda.

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          @msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?

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          @psneeze @agowa338 @Buster Excellent.

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          • msbellows@c.imM msbellows@c.im

            @psneeze @agowa338 @Buster Excellent.

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            @msbellows @agowa338 @Buster

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            • buster@woof.groupB buster@woof.group

              My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

              Turns water into wine
              Floats on water
              Makes bread for 5000 people
              Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
              Jesus was a sourdough starter.

              Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

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              @Buster
              Our microbe,
              Which is basically everywhere,
              Saccharomyces be thy name.
              Thy kingdom Fungi,
              Thy phylum Ascomycota,
              On earth, as it is in the ocean.
              Give us this day our daily bread,
              And forgive us our infections,
              As we forgive those who gave us infections.
              For thine is the power,
              An- and aerobically,
              For far longer than us.
              A mould.

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