My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
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@agowa338 @Buster
The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!“Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21
"Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15
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@msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
Is made of bread. Or the other way around, anyway. Sometimes. Kinda.
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@msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster
Our microbe,
Which is basically everywhere,
Saccharomyces be thy name.
Thy kingdom Fungi,
Thy phylum Ascomycota,
On earth, as it is in the ocean.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us our infections,
As we forgive those who gave us infections.
For thine is the power,
An- and aerobically,
For far longer than us.
A mould. -
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