I am the very model of a hacker individual, I’ve information cryptographic, analog and digital, I know every cypherpunk, adhere to Kerckhoff’s principle, I bounce from node to node so I can make myself invisible.

[akareilly@hachyderm.io]

I am the very model of a hacker individual,

I’ve information cryptographic, analog and digital,

I know every cypherpunk, adhere to Kerckhoff’s principle,

I bounce from node to node so I can make myself invisible.

I’m very well acquainted, too, with server vulnerability,

I escalate my privilege and I trash availability,

I know the latest breaches and I know first when the ‘net’s ablaze,
Nets ablaze nets ablaze…
With many cheerful facts about developments in zero days.

[rommix0@mindly.social]

@akareilly > I am the very model of a hacker individual.

That's a pretty bold claim to make. Better be careful.