Time to get the last of my fruit of the forest pie and stock up on wolfsbane.

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Werewolf with an eyepatch driving down the road one way.
Vampire with a NOS4A2 license plate driving the other way.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

"You medling little shit!" How every old man who had to deal with Scooby Doo felt.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Oh. @miu burped on us. Or atleast one me.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[diazona@techhub.social]

@strangefour @miru me too

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

A wizard? They went to a freaking wizard?
Future sister narrator you are a really unreliable narrator.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[purplejillybeans@kind.social]

@strangefour @miu That's why they say to have a backup.

...Did I take their advice? No.

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Two gas powered wheelchairs named Silver Bullet. An actual bullet made of silver. This movie might have to many titular items?
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Werewolf is the Coolaid Man?
OH YEAH!!
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Werewolf looks good and bad at the same time. The head shape and muzzle length is too big and short and round. Too much like a cartoon bear. The rest of it looks great.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Whoops we just killed a man.
On the plus side the reverse transformation looks really great.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

"I love you too Marty. Good night."
Those are some dumb final words for a werewolf movie.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

What is this synth love song ending? It's not good and really doesn't fit.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Stephen King adaptations are better when they are based on short stories and have to improvise some of the story to have a coherent plot.
Now that can be messy and add useless narration, but still better than adapting a door stop of a book.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Oh. I am too sober for Maximum Overdrive as a psychodelic music video.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

[peribotsarah@babka.social]

@strangefour perhaps one that is INSPIRED BY a stephen king novel.

[bryanhowell@mastodon.social]

@strangefour Right? Was she tucking him into bed? Unplugging his life support system? WTF?!?

[terencio@mastodon.social]

@strangefour #monsterdon #WrongWolf

weirdly, I'm kinda happy that I'm watching this sober

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

HAH! Okay the Life is a Highway song queue is great.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@strangefour I'm not. And it's awesome.

#monsterdon #wrongfrogs #monstermiru

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

The Little Mermaid? I went to get a drink and I feel like I've jumped three movies deep into this music video mashup.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs