The only explosive pumps Im noticing at the gym are arse pumps.

[lardmotel@mastodon.sdf.org]

The only explosive pumps Im noticing at the gym are arse pumps. Still, I have to drink this stuff. Some day they’ll say it causes cancer.

[phantomcircuit@mastodon.social]

@lardmotel Wasn’t this originally a track by Bradbury?

[lardmotel@mastodon.sdf.org]

@phantomcircuit
I am reminded of him every time I think of something ridiculous. Usually picking on me 🪇

[phantomcircuit@mastodon.social]

@lardmotel
‘Now an Explosive, Quick-Burst Movement’