Tesla recalls some Cybertrucks over fears the wheels will fall off: report

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

Tesla recalls some Cybertrucks over fears the wheels will fall off: report

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tesla-cybertruck-recall-wheels-fall-off-b2973350.html

#tesla #cybertruck #recall

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

Motor Trend: Only 173? Tesla Cybertruck RWD Recall Reveals Shockingly Low Sales

A defect that could cause wheel loss offers insight into just how poorly the rear-drive Cybertruck was received.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tesla-cybertruck-recall-wheels-fall-off-b2973350.html

#cybertruck #tesla #recall

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

Motor Trend: "...The Wheels Can Fall Off"

#tesla #recall #cybertruck

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

Anyway, new poem:

Driving down the freeway
Gaining lots of speed
You're a bratty tech bro
Smokin a bunch of weed

Don't care people are flipping
off your new Cybertruck
So the guy's a Nazi,
You don't give a f***

Suddenly the wheels are rattling
And you can't steer worth s**t
A panel fell off the side
Oh crap what did you hit

First the computer tried to kill you
While showing you naked kiddie pics
Now what's with the steering
And all the buttons kinda stick

Oh crap I think your batteries
Have gone into thermal overdrive
The brakes aren't working
And you may not make it out alive

Sure hope the fire crews
Can break you outta there
Before you incinerate
Right there in the Tesla chair

#poem (human)

[ve7wyc@mstdn.ca]

@ai6yr It also goes along quite nicely with the tune of the "Battle Hymn of the Republic". (Your poem, that is)

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

@VE7WYC LOL then I have to come up with a chorus, lol.

[ve7wyc@mstdn.ca]

@ai6yr done!