Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
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Which 'side' has players dumb enough to believe the winners of the bet will be able to collect their winnings?
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@davidsirota it's the stage where the purposefully guillible start posting the most paranoid shit possible to get upvotes
@judah @davidsirota "purposefully gullible" is not a thing the way "willfully ignorant" is lmao.
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota
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@judah @davidsirota "purposefully gullible" is not a thing the way "willfully ignorant" is lmao.
@judah@mas.to @davidsirota they described themselves as a "big ole gnarly Zionist" so that's gonna be an insta-block from me, babe
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota This is a really fun time to remember that the moment someone starts dropping nukes it makes it *very* likely we will reach that doomsday scenario where the Earth ends (except for the cockroaches which will feed off of our glowing corpses.)
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@jargoggles @davidsirota the Oankali, but it's complicated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith%27s_Brood
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota since no one else said it, I had better: the dumbest stage
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota Looks like the event has been archived
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota wait, do tests count or is this just "a nuke is used against a specific target"?
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota
Polymarkets are terrible and shouldn't exist but the bet has been removed
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota okay, we deserve to all die in a nuclear holocaust for letting this come to pass…holy fucking damn shit ass
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
We're right about mid-stage. Only textual sources I can find point to around July 2028.
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota that is from the documentary fallout
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@thriftwicker @Edelruth @davidsirota
Too soon
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota it's the apocalypse-bro stage.
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota I don't think the profits even for told this. -
Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota Trump would detonate a nuclear bomb if it could earn him billions on the betting market.
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
So far, the 1980s dystopian comedy Whoops Apocalypse has been pretty prophetic for this timeline.
Imbecile Republican President.
Staged assassination attempt to raise his polling for re-election.
Regime change to put the son of the Shah of Iran on the throne.
Now it looks like one of the darkest bits is about to happen.
No, no betting on nuclear war.
They had a nuclear war that started with: "The missing nuke has been found. It was seen going off in Israel."
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota Can we reduce the risk of nuclear war by betting on it happening (thus making it more attractive for inside traders to prevent it)?
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Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
@davidsirota What's the Pentagon pizza index saying on this?
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