The former Conservative MP and justice minister Crispin Blunt has pleaded guilty to possessing illegal drugs, including cannabis and crystal meth.

[catscatscats@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @theresnotime Those of us who grew up in methy towns will recognize its mark on his facial features.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@theresnotime His cousin is named Mary-Jane Spliff

[rightsprung@c.im]

@theresnotime

Bwaaahahaha

[sanpan@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey @theresnotime What comes next? Politicians snorting cocain off toilet seats? I‘m going back to cryo sleep. Wake me when the madness subsides.

[urthdigger@meow.social]

@theresnotime I guess Ace Attorney names aren’t all that unrealistic

[eedly@mindly.social]

@theresnotime He has an adorable little schnauzer named Puffin.

Puffin Blunt.