The former Conservative MP and justice minister Crispin Blunt has pleaded guilty to possessing illegal drugs, including cannabis and crystal meth.

[capn_b@beige.party]

@theresnotime no shame in crispin' a blunt. If he weren't a fucking Tory

[contrapunctus@fe.disroot.org]

@theresnotime@fox.nexus Sometimes I wish the nominative determinism memes didn't write themselves...

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@theresnotime

Mr Blunt has smoked a Blunt, it seems ‍️

[harneyb@idtech.space]

@theresnotime #nominativedeterminism

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@theresnotime How did they not see this coming?

[cyanidesunrise@zoner.work]

@theresnotime@fox.nexus another brilliant move, Kojima

[david_preston@mastodon.social]

@theresnotime Emily Blunt's Uncle

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@theresnotime

This is extremely funny.

"His knowledge of first hand use of drugs was used to inform how policies could be implemented."

Ex-Tory justice minister 'used chemsex parties to inform government drug policies'

Crispin Blunt admitted possessing GBL, cannabis, methamphetamine and methylamphetamine and has been fined £1200.

Sky News (news.sky.com)

[sleepwithdemons@livellosegreto.it]

@TheBreadmonkey @theresnotime
He looks like he didn't smile even during chemsex

[catscatscats@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @theresnotime Those of us who grew up in methy towns will recognize its mark on his facial features.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@theresnotime His cousin is named Mary-Jane Spliff

[rightsprung@c.im]

@theresnotime

Bwaaahahaha

[sanpan@mas.to]

@TheBreadmonkey @theresnotime What comes next? Politicians snorting cocain off toilet seats? I‘m going back to cryo sleep. Wake me when the madness subsides.

[urthdigger@meow.social]

@theresnotime I guess Ace Attorney names aren’t all that unrealistic

[eedly@mindly.social]

@theresnotime He has an adorable little schnauzer named Puffin.

Puffin Blunt.