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I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
    fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
    fesshole@mastodon.social
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    I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

    notthelbcguy@mstdn.socialN arx@tech.lgbtA kittyboy77@tech.lgbtK log@mastodon.sdf.orgL mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM 7 Replies Last reply
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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

      notthelbcguy@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
      notthelbcguy@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
      notthelbcguy@mstdn.social
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      #2

      @fesshole sounds like valid cause for a mental health day to me

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

        arx@tech.lgbtA This user is from outside of this forum
        arx@tech.lgbtA This user is from outside of this forum
        arx@tech.lgbt
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        #3

        @fesshole Damned right.

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

          kittyboy77@tech.lgbtK This user is from outside of this forum
          kittyboy77@tech.lgbtK This user is from outside of this forum
          kittyboy77@tech.lgbt
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          #4

          @fesshole This is the correct response, where is the fess?

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          • notthelbcguy@mstdn.socialN notthelbcguy@mstdn.social

            @fesshole sounds like valid cause for a mental health day to me

            bigpawedbear@masto.nuB This user is from outside of this forum
            bigpawedbear@masto.nuB This user is from outside of this forum
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            #5

            @NotTheLBCGuy @fesshole tbh I would have done the same, cats don't give trust easily.

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

              log@mastodon.sdf.orgL This user is from outside of this forum
              log@mastodon.sdf.orgL This user is from outside of this forum
              log@mastodon.sdf.org
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              @fesshole It's Fesshole, not Braghole.

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

                mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                @fesshole seems fair

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

                  solitha@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  solitha@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  solitha@mastodon.social
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                  @fesshole You called in with a case of purralysis.

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.

                    lordsplodge@brettspiel.spaceL This user is from outside of this forum
                    lordsplodge@brettspiel.spaceL This user is from outside of this forum
                    lordsplodge@brettspiel.space
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                    #9

                    @fesshole This was, of course, the right course of action. Cat > work.

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