A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero And, of course, too scared to complain.
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What Rubio coud've done was buy himself an identical pair in his real size, wore those, 'wow thanks dear leader, these fit perfectly'.
it's all lies and deception in there anyway.
What's one more thing?Wait, we don't do things that make sense...
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
Plenty of room for bone spurs …
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@selzero And, of course, too scared to complain.
@Eetschrijver @selzero Ah, all the manly men there who are so masculine and brave.
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Also, people keep saying Trump is stupid, but where's the evidence for that? People keep pointing to things he does that are very obviously bad for people he should care about and very obviously does not care about, and, honestly, that isn't evidence that he's stupid.
@simon_ashdown @selzero"Also, people keep saying Trump is stupid, but where's the evidence for that?"
Seriously?
Have you been paying any attention at all, all the way from where, exactly?
There is, for some reason, a global intellectual mindset that #DonaldTrump is some sort of god tier, twelve-dimensional chess player and that his tactics are beyond the understanding of mere humans
Some people seem to be particularly enamored of this viewpoint, even though it's clearly hallucinatory
#Trump is nothing more than a profoundly disturbed, acute narcissist and a demonstrated, serial, pathological liar
Trump has the attention span of a goldfish and merely leaps to the last thing the last #TrumpWhisperer said to him before they left the room
People need to come up to speed, and quickly
Trump is *not* what they want to think he is
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
"I wanna be big."
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero somewhat reminds me of when Louis XIV of France got a surgery and the next day the whole court was wearing bandages too
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero And seemingly none of them were smart enough to talk to each other elsewhere and arrange to swop sizes, so the shoes would fit. The level of compliance with Trump, of inability to act or think for themselves is shocking.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero omfg...it truly is a cult
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero This man is a lifelong sexual predator. His superpower is humiliating people.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero these are the "adults" running the country..
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
Rubio has some big shoes to fill, but he just cant measure up.
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@selzero somewhat reminds me of when Louis XIV of France got a surgery and the next day the whole court was wearing bandages too
@hashraydamon @selzero Heard that mentioned the other day on a Kurzgesagt video. It was - apparently - buttocks surgery 🤭
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero Thom McAn't.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero Wow. They somehow managed to unlock a new level of FUCKING GUTLESS, PATHETIC OVERSIZED BOOT-LICKING SYCOPHANT that I did not think was possible in this particular universe.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero If he wasn't so stupid, he would have traded them in for identical ones that actually fit. Surely he doesn't believe that President Puddin'head would be able to tell.
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@selzero Wow. They somehow managed to unlock a new level of FUCKING GUTLESS, PATHETIC OVERSIZED BOOT-LICKING SYCOPHANT that I did not think was possible in this particular universe.
@thriftwicker If I ever meet our show-runners, they will very severely regret it.
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@selzero And seemingly none of them were smart enough to talk to each other elsewhere and arrange to swop sizes, so the shoes would fit. The level of compliance with Trump, of inability to act or think for themselves is shocking.
@HarriettMB Swap? These assholes all make way more than enough to buy new, identical-looking ones that fit. They're probably worried they have some kind of tracking unit or bug in them. Which, knowing this regime, is plausible, stupid as it sounds.
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@zazzoo They're ALL obsessed with height. DeSatan wears risers, too, and GOP candidates have been spotted standing on boxes behind lecterns to conceal their true height.
This entire party is a bunch of extremely insecure teenagers. It's pathetic.
