istg I am gonna strangle this colleague.

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

istg I am gonna strangle this colleague.

Do not. Assign tickets to a person. Without telling them.

[darfplatypus@infosec.exchange]

@nyanbinary you can just assign those to me, it's okay

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@darfplatypus be very, very careful what you say...

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@darfplatypus I mean, if you want I can send 60k secret detection tickets your way?

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@darfplatypus or 500 "everyone" fileshare tickets

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@darfplatypus or ~1k phishing reports per day

[darfplatypus@infosec.exchange]

@nyanbinary only if you let me fix them.

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@darfplatypus of course!