The ocean demands more billionaires 🌊

[cjpaloma@mstdn.social]

@catsalad and when we run out of those, their lackeys must also go!

[imprinted@mastodon.uno]

@catsalad
I was thinking Marianna trench will be deep enough for them.

[gnate@ohai.social]

@vitaut
Oceangate, but in space
@catsalad

[inaba@blahaj.zone]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange did a billionaire die in the ocean recently

[4n6@infosec.exchange]

@inaba @catsalad I think the answer is “not recently enough”

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@inaba No, that's why the world is angry

[unixwitch@social.tchncs.de]

@rmd1023 @catsalad
Orcas don't attack mega yachts.

They unluckily mostly attack boats shorter than 15 Metres. That's normal people who bought (or rented) a sailing boat instead a motorhome (with less comfort than a motorhome, and a bit more expensive in upkeep).

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[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@unixwitch @rmd1023 Rocket launcher however... >:3

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Just make sure there are no islands nearby.

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@catsalad Appease Poseidon, billionaire edition

#AppeasePoseidon - Get in the Sea

For the good of the nation, we must appease Poseidon. To appease Poseidon, our Prime Minister must get in the sea.

(getinthesea.au)