The ocean demands more billionaires 🌊

w_b@mastodon.world

@punissuer @heathen_cat @catsalad

Does ketamine count as organic?

davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social

@catsalad

The volcanoes demand more billionaires.

dalias@hachyderm.io

@catsalad Tell them wade mode works better in the salt water of the ocean.

tarrenvane@autistics.life

@Psychonaut @catsalad For drowning? LOL

cochise@social.subversida.de

@catsalad we must apease the waves.

johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

@catsalad like whale falls, billionaire falls can support a biodiverse community of tube worms, isopods, molluscs and crustaceans

ned@tech.lgbt

@catsalad Surely we must sacrifice them to each of the elements, not just water. Throw a quarter into the ocean, a quarter into volcanoes, a quarter into the deep pits we dug for our nuclear waste, and a quarter we put into tanks full of captured, pressurized, carbon dioxide. Any remainder we sacrifice to that rare fifth element, the guillotine.

cjpaloma@mstdn.social

@catsalad and when we run out of those, their lackeys must also go!

imprinted@mastodon.uno

@catsalad
I was thinking Marianna trench will be deep enough for them.

gnate@ohai.social

@vitaut
Oceangate, but in space
@catsalad

inaba@blahaj.zone

@catsalad@infosec.exchange did a billionaire die in the ocean recently

4n6@infosec.exchange

@inaba @catsalad I think the answer is “not recently enough”

catsalad@infosec.exchange

@inaba No, that's why the world is angry

unixwitch@social.tchncs.de

@rmd1023 @catsalad
Orcas don't attack mega yachts.

They unluckily mostly attack boats shorter than 15 Metres. That's normal people who bought (or rented) a sailing boat instead a motorhome (with less comfort than a motorhome, and a bit more expensive in upkeep).