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  3. Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

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  • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

    Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

    I shall demonstrate!

    (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

    "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

    You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

    In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

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    #56

    @jwz If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out, AI
    If you wanna get down, down on the ground, AI
    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, AI.

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    • meyerweb@mastodon.socialM meyerweb@mastodon.social

      @jwz CocAIne, innit.

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      #57

      @Meyerweb @jwz
      if you wanna get down
      Down on the ground … AI

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      • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

        Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

        I shall demonstrate!

        (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

        "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

        You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

        In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

        rakowskibartosz@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #58

        @jwz combine with replacing 'economy' with "rich people yacht money" and it tracks even better:
        "Cocaine is boosting the rich ppl yacht money, but many businesses struggle (...)"

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        • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

          Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

          I shall demonstrate!

          (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

          "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

          You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

          In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

          shtrom@piaille.frS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #59

          @jwz There's an extension for that https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ai2cocaine/

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          • driusan@doomscroller.socialD driusan@doomscroller.social

            @jwz@mastodon.social A selection of headlines from finance.yahoo.com today:

            - "Dark side of cocaine": Wall Street weighs stock sell-off over disruption fears
            - Rampant cocaine demand for memory is fueling a chip crisis
            - The Big Tech losers as cocaine fears wipe billions off valuations

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            #60

            @driusan @jwz *opens mastodon*
            seeing two of these posts in a row I wondered if I had a fever

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            • ludrol@app.wafrn.netL ludrol@app.wafrn.net

              That's a feature in Wafrn already


              #wafrn
              coopi@homestuck.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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              #61

              Always have it active

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              • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                I shall demonstrate!

                (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                zr40@m.zr40.nlZ This user is from outside of this forum
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                #62

                @jwz "I asked my cocaine agent and he solved my problem in just one try!"

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                • hairyvisionary@fosstodon.orgH hairyvisionary@fosstodon.org

                  @jwz There just aren't enough AI-related overdose fatalities for this analogy to really work for me.

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                  #63

                  @hairyvisionary @jwz The people who went crazy and suicided or killed their close ones?

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                  • markmason@mas.toM markmason@mas.to

                    @Meyerweb @jwz
                    if you wanna get down
                    Down on the ground … AI

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                    #64

                    @Meyerweb @jwz
                    She tells lies,
                    She tells lies,
                    She tells lies … AI

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                    • shtrom@piaille.frS shtrom@piaille.fr

                      @jwz There's an extension for that https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ai2cocaine/

                      jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #65

                      @shtrom Sorry I don't use cocaine-first browsers.

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                      • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                        Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                        I shall demonstrate!

                        (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                        "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                        You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                        In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                        aionilluminaeti@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #66

                        @jwz I read the whole thing yesterday and all I could think of is “This is a cult”

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                        • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                          @driusan You can even combine the two!

                          "Investors see hope in rich people's yacht money despite cocaine fears igniting a turbulent week for markets"

                          "Cocaine wasn't the biggest engine of rich people's yacht money growth in 2025, despite assumptions"

                          "The cost of cocaine slop could cause a rethink that reshapes rich people's yacht money"

                          "Cocaine is transforming rich people's yacht money -- not destroying it"

                          "Cocaine spending frenzy could reshape rich people's yacht money, CIOs say"

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                          #67

                          @jwz @driusan I clearly got into the wrong industry.

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                          • ludrol@app.wafrn.netL ludrol@app.wafrn.net

                            That's a feature in Wafrn already


                            #wafrn
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                            #68

                            one of the best of its features imho, as well

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                            • nobody@mastodon.acm.orgN nobody@mastodon.acm.org

                              @jwz
                              This prescient PSA!

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                              #69

                              @nobody @jwz
                              The only difference I see is that many employers provide cocaine… er… AI.

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                              • troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT troy_frizzell@mstdn.social

                                @jwz

                                If you're not doing cocaine, you're going to be left behind.

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                                @troy_frizzell @jwz cocaine won't take your job, but someone using cocaine will take your job

                                checks out

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                                • jbz@indieweb.socialJ jbz@indieweb.social

                                  @jwz cocaine first browser

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                                  #71

                                  @jbz @jwz

                                  the CCC: Cocaine C Compiler

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                                  • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                    Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                    I shall demonstrate!

                                    (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                    "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                    You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                    In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                                    jef@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #72

                                    @jwz I went to pay my credit card yesterday, using the BofA app to transfer from a BofA checking account to the BofA credit card account. The BofA app didn't understand that the BofA credit card account was with BofA. From now on I will be blaming these sudden stupidities on vibe coding.

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                                    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                      Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                      I shall demonstrate!

                                      (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                      "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                      You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                      In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                                      moonshinebrigade@musicworld.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #73

                                      @jwz tell it to me, sell it to me! 😉
                                      Coke; coding like a god.

                                      Tbh, a lot of great music was made this way.

                                      https://youtu.be/33lfmCgxdAw

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                                      • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                        Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                        I shall demonstrate!

                                        (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                        "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                        You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                        In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                                        abucci@buc.ciA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #74
                                        @jwz@mastodon.social cocAIne. It fits.
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                                        • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                                          @jwz We regret to inform you that the bellhop will hold you down and cram your nostrils full of nose clams beginning with the next release.

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                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #75

                                          @theorangetheme @jwz We’ve heard your feedback and we’re delighted to announce that you will now be blasted in the face with cocaine each time you open the door!

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