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  3. Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

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  • darcmoughty@infosec.exchangeD darcmoughty@infosec.exchange

    @jwz "We're adopting a 'Cocaine First' policy."

    auibrian@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #10

    @DarcMoughty @jwz before requesting more headcount ask yourself if the problem could just be solved with another line of cocaine. Please be ready to document everything you did with the help of cocaine.

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    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

      Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

      I shall demonstrate!

      (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

      "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

      You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

      In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

      hopeless@mas.toH This user is from outside of this forum
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      #11

      @jwz Well, okay. Some of the jittery boundary-pushing and not wanting to go to bed is because of the amount they're paying for it each day.

      In the light of the now generally-accepted fact it broadly works for coding, railing against it is cope with its own sell-by date.

      In the end if its output can be made maintainable and passes Coverity and so on, it's now the default way forward. Whether people currently getting paid to use it are still there sucking down their money or not...

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      • hopeless@mas.toH hopeless@mas.to

        @jwz Well, okay. Some of the jittery boundary-pushing and not wanting to go to bed is because of the amount they're paying for it each day.

        In the light of the now generally-accepted fact it broadly works for coding, railing against it is cope with its own sell-by date.

        In the end if its output can be made maintainable and passes Coverity and so on, it's now the default way forward. Whether people currently getting paid to use it are still there sucking down their money or not...

        jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        #12

        @hopeless *plonk*

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        • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

          Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

          I shall demonstrate!

          (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

          "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

          You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

          In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

          nobody@mastodon.acm.orgN This user is from outside of this forum
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          #13

          @jwz
          This prescient PSA!

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          • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

            Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

            I shall demonstrate!

            (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

            "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

            You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

            In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

            mpospese@mountains.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #14

            @jwz also if you realize that this particular booster is a dealer.

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            • nobody@mastodon.acm.orgN nobody@mastodon.acm.org

              @jwz
              This prescient PSA!

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              #15

              @nobody I prefer the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

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              • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                I shall demonstrate!

                (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                finitum@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                #16

                @jwz our family decided to use cocaine to better communicate & stay organized.

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                • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                  @nobody I prefer the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

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                  wrote last edited by
                  #17

                  @nobody Previously: https://youtu.be/O_SpZ8oldxg?si=k00zmMyQmyeweway&t=119

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                  • meyerweb@mastodon.socialM meyerweb@mastodon.social

                    @jwz CocAIne, innit.

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                    #18

                    @Meyerweb @jwz ... runnin' all around my brain ...

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                    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                      Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                      I shall demonstrate!

                      (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                      "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                      You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                      In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                      ton@social.coopT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #19

                      @jwz
                      "Students should learn to engage with cocaine to better prepare them for the workplace."

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                      • ton@social.coopT ton@social.coop

                        @jwz
                        "Students should learn to engage with cocaine to better prepare them for the workplace."

                        jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #20

                        @ton "I never took an art class, but with cocaine I was able to make a new Van Gogh in five minutes."

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                        • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                          Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                          I shall demonstrate!

                          (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                          "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                          You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                          In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                          aspensmonster@tenforward.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #21

                          @jwz >In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine.

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                          • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                            Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                            I shall demonstrate!

                            (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                            "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                            You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                            In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                            jbz@indieweb.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #22

                            @jwz cocaine first browser

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                            • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                              @ton "I never took an art class, but with cocaine I was able to make a new Van Gogh in five minutes."

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                              #23

                              @ton "Github is being overwhelmed with cocaine pull requests."

                              "Spotify is mostly cocaine music now."

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                              • jbz@indieweb.socialJ jbz@indieweb.social

                                @jwz cocaine first browser

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                                #24

                                @jbz "I denied a cocaine pull request and then a cocaine posted a hit piece about me. And then someone wrote an article about it but actually cocaine made up a bunch of quotes by me."

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                                • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                  @nobody I prefer the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U

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                                  #25

                                  @jwz
                                  Age-restricted, can you believe it

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                                  • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                    Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                    I shall demonstrate!

                                    (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                    "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                    You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                    In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                                    mhd@tilde.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #26

                                    @jwz Works for the code side of things, fails with music, though. You can't just lock people in with a bunch of GPUs and get Rumours.

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                                    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                      Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                      I shall demonstrate!

                                      (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                      "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                      You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                      In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                                      axeln@norden.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #27

                                      @jwz @tante Wasn’t there news about a study last week, that claimed short productivity increases and mid to longterm burnout of the workforce? Tracks.

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                                      • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                        Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".

                                        I shall demonstrate!

                                        (Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)

                                        "Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.

                                        You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]

                                        In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."

                                        jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #28

                                        "RFKjr's cocaine told me what vegetables to stuff up my butt."

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                                        • mhd@tilde.zoneM mhd@tilde.zone

                                          @jwz Works for the code side of things, fails with music, though. You can't just lock people in with a bunch of GPUs and get Rumours.

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                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #29

                                          @mhd Ok god damn!!

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