Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Abduction Blanket.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Abduction Blanket. Skeletons used to roam the Earth, but aliens came and abducted them all. They did this because the bones are their money.
https://collabs.shop/casj9w

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@lowqualityfacts I bet they're cowboy skeletons.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

This is why grave robbing exists. Each bone is worth 3-20 dollars.

[klepsis@indieauthors.social]

@lowqualityfacts how much is that in Quatloos?

[that_damn_frank@beige.party]

@lowqualityfacts

So...., Grateful Dead...?

( "That pot will kill ya, kid." )

[billinkc@beige.party]

@lowqualityfacts the worms are their money, the bones are their dollars