Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger. It's a very cool blade for women. Less so for men. I get some very weird looks when I reach down into my pants to pull out my dagger.
https://collabs.shop/douuuk

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@lowqualityfacts why does that image make me think of @alice ?
(That's intended as a compliment, Alice )

[rbos@mastodon.novylen.net]

@lowqualityfacts Very cool. Unfortunately they don't seem to ship outside the USA. >_<

[kingfish1776@social.vivaldi.net]

@lowqualityfacts And its banned in the UK.

[johnboy_1956@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts . Worn on the outside of the knee when wearing the kilt. It is called a Sgian Dhu.

[ehurtley@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts That's why kilts exist.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

I have been informed that the average Scotsman wears a dozen of these under his kilt.

[asbestos@pnw.zone]

@lowqualityfacts
Popcorn kernels on a sting?

[mrmasterkeyboard@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts scots person here, can confirm that this is true.

[troi@techhub.social]

@lowqualityfacts Don't know about Scots but Lazarus Long certainly had at least one.

[teruterubozu@toot.wales]

@lowqualityfacts that reminds me of the time when my kid was maybe 3 or 4 and walked into the living room, lifted her shirt to reveal at least a dozen assorted forks and metal skewers tucked in the waistband of her pants. "In case there are bad guys," she told me.

[shadowwwind@fosstodon.org]

@BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts @alice but with lockpicks

[johntimaeus@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts

Nothing is worn under the kilt. It's just well used.

[hotarubiko@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts Umm... Be sure that you grab the correct dagger from your pants...

[mausmalone@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts

It's upside down in the photo.

[qurlyjoe@mstdn.social]

@johntimaeus @lowqualityfacts

[deepmud@mas.to]

@lowqualityfacts does it come in purple?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@BackFromTheDud I have that skirt!

(I carry a switchblade though—more compact)

@lowqualityfacts

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@shadowwwind @alice @BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts Sure, those too…

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@rdm @lowqualityfacts

That looks just like the Tekna dive knife I had years ago. I have tried several times to track one down with no luck. They were discontinued.

Solid slab of stainless steel with a cool sheath with a thumb release catch.

If anyone knows where to get one, i would love to know!

ETA: should have checked link!