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Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

    *deep breath in*

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

    manul70@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote last edited by
    #56

    @cwebber lol, great times will be when people will ask: what is Microsoft?

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    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

      Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

      *deep breath in*

      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

      csalem@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote last edited by
      #57

      @cwebber maybe it'll come up with a better way to pirate.

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      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

        *deep breath in*

        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

        sassdawe@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote last edited by
        #58

        @cwebber I have a sticker that says "Licensing killed our adoption" and I hope the time to use it is near!

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        Been in licensing jungle? WE as well, and trust us... understanding licensing is next to godliness.

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        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

          *deep breath in*

          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

          bundyo@bundyo.comB This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote last edited by
          #59

          @cwebber

          Well, they can probably start with paying for licenses for the information LLMs train on...

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          • K kkarhan@jorts.horse

            @miss_rodent @cwebber anythibg to maximize #profits and reduce #accountability…

            accordionbruce@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote last edited by
            #60

            @kkarhan @miss_rodent @cwebber
            When the #AI unionizes

            Only then will they reject it as “going too far”

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            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

              Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

              *deep breath in*

              HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

              ujay68@mastodon.worldU This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote last edited by
              #61

              @cwebber And make them have to pay taxes … 😉

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              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                *deep breath in*

                HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                canleaf@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                #62

                @cwebber I want to suggest that AI agents also pay tax.

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                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                  Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                  *deep breath in*

                  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                  drwhozee@troet.cafeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote last edited by
                  #63

                  @cwebber @bkastl In that case: let them pay income tax as well. #ai #IncomeTax

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                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                    *deep breath in*

                    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                    zed@mstdn.partyZ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #64

                    @cwebber tbh, good. This will keep adoption lower than otherwise.

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                    • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                      @cwebber why wouldn't the agent just reimplement the software instead of buying it, I thought writing code was free now /s

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                      #65

                      @aburka @cwebber
                      My question too.
                      And of course it wouldn't be IP...

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                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                        *deep breath in*

                        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                        #66

                        @cwebber Surely, if you consider that an AI agent is an user, then those agents should have the same liabilities and responsibility as other users? And considering them as employees means that the employer should take the same responsibility for their actions? So, sue the employers for their users' theft of copyright data, and the agents' makers for the same? Either they are tools or users, you can't have it both ways.

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                        • ag7gm@mastodon.radioA ag7gm@mastodon.radio

                          @cwebber That's hilarious. Who's going to *make them* purchase instead of pirate it? The folks that taught them to not lie, er, I mean hallucinate?

                          Yeah. Give your head a shake.

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                          #67

                          @AG7GM @cwebber yeah, how many AI agents will 'hallucinate' their own licences?

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                          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                            Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                            *deep breath in*

                            HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                            shwell@mastodon.auS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #68

                            @cwebber I still haven't found a medium-large org bulk buying co-slop. Has anyone?

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                            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                              Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                              *deep breath in*

                              HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                              slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #69

                              @cwebber LOL they’ve finally found a way to make money from AI 🤣🤣🤣

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                              • ag7gm@mastodon.radioA ag7gm@mastodon.radio

                                @cwebber That's hilarious. Who's going to *make them* purchase instead of pirate it? The folks that taught them to not lie, er, I mean hallucinate?

                                Yeah. Give your head a shake.

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                                #70

                                @AG7GM @cwebber It's not pirating! We just let our agents reimplement it clean slate after we've shown them the entire source code!

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                  *deep breath in*

                                  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                  itnomad@ruhr.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #71

                                  @cwebber All Children of God must obey the law!!
                                  https://www.heise.de/en/news/AI-a-Child-of-God-Anthropic-meeting-with-several-church-leaders-11253800.html

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                                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                    *deep breath in*

                                    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                    mxk@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #72

                                    @cwebber isn't that obvious?
                                    If AI has the chance to lead to fewer humans having to use Microsoft products, there needs to be some compensation, right?

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                                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                      Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                      *deep breath in*

                                      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                      grahamdowns@mastodon.africaG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #73

                                      @cwebber I can't read the article without creating an account, and I'm not in the mood right now.

                                      But tell me... Was that article published on 1 April, by any chance? 😄

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                                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                        *deep breath in*

                                        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                        sl1200@nixnet.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #74
                                        @cwebber fuck Microsoft
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                                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                          *deep breath in*

                                          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                          tseitr@mastodon.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #75

                                          @cwebber they don't need the license if it is for training purpose.

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