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Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

    *deep breath in*

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

    gray17@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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    @cwebber only if AI agents can also join a union

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    • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

      @cwebber the fucking audacity

      syllopsium@peoplemaking.gamesS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #38

      @blogdiva @cwebber No, it's not audacious, or at least not even slightly new.

      Back in the day of Microsoft SQL Server 7 (before the web was a proper thing) Microsoft had not understood that there was nothing under the terms of the license preventing the purchase of a limited SQL connection license, putting it on a server, and then multiplexing those connections to a web server.

      They subsequently edited the license for all new copies, (illegally) tried to retrospectively change the license for existing licences despite the fact it contradicted the previously issued hard copy, and boy by the time SQL Server 2000 arrived were they very clear that web servers needed a specific type of license.

      If 'AI', or anything similar to the multiplexing described above potentially affects a revenue stream, they will modify license schemes to retain revenue.

      There is no such thing as a free lunch when you don't control part of the solution stack.

      You want audacious? Try Oracle or VMWare instead.

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      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

        *deep breath in*

        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

        dale_price@mastodon.onlineD This user is from outside of this forum
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        #39

        @cwebber It’s just like how you can get infinite electricity by plugging a surge protector into itself, but for money

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        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

          *deep breath in*

          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

          401matthall@mastodon.xyz4 This user is from outside of this forum
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          #40

          @cwebber

          Sweet Mary mother of Jesus... These fucking people really are fucking _insane_...

          The pile of code that's not an entity which requires a fee/license to use will require software, which is a pile of code and not an entity, that also has fees/licenses which runs on servers/infrastructure, which is not an entity, that also requires fees/licenses/rents.

          I have a neat idea.

          It's time to John Galt these motherfuckers. _We_ leave. We go have lives of peace and community.

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          • syllopsium@peoplemaking.gamesS syllopsium@peoplemaking.games

            @blogdiva @cwebber No, it's not audacious, or at least not even slightly new.

            Back in the day of Microsoft SQL Server 7 (before the web was a proper thing) Microsoft had not understood that there was nothing under the terms of the license preventing the purchase of a limited SQL connection license, putting it on a server, and then multiplexing those connections to a web server.

            They subsequently edited the license for all new copies, (illegally) tried to retrospectively change the license for existing licences despite the fact it contradicted the previously issued hard copy, and boy by the time SQL Server 2000 arrived were they very clear that web servers needed a specific type of license.

            If 'AI', or anything similar to the multiplexing described above potentially affects a revenue stream, they will modify license schemes to retain revenue.

            There is no such thing as a free lunch when you don't control part of the solution stack.

            You want audacious? Try Oracle or VMWare instead.

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            @blogdiva @cwebber Other recent example include a fight between licenses and CPU architecture. A database server (cough Oracle) is ridiculously expensive once things go beyond two CPU sockets? Well, IBM would sell you a special two socket incredibly multi core CPU system for a wincingly high but not quite as high price as licensing four SQL cores.

            Of course, that only works for one release, the licensing catches up, and cores per socket become limited etc etc.

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            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

              Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

              *deep breath in*

              HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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              #42

              @cwebber Isn't this just the "you have two cows" version of venture capitalism?

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              • rasterweb@mastodon.socialR rasterweb@mastodon.social

                @cwebber When your software needs a software license! It's cool because your employer can cut you out of the loop and just keep paying for a license that the software that replaced you can use.

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                #43

                @rasterweb @cwebber It’s such a Microsoft thing to say too.

                Buy windows server. For several thousand dollars. Just kidding! To use it you need “client access licenses” too.

                Wait wait wait you’ll also probably need device CALs too.

                Oh and RD CALs too.

                Per processor! I meant per processor.

                Oh and even if it’s virtualized.

                Supports extra. And it sucks.

                Also now it’s a subscription service.

                Wait till you hear about Azure.

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                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                  Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                  *deep breath in*

                  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                  #44

                  @cwebber "as we continue to disrupt the economics of information labor and computing, surely it will not disrupt *our* economics"

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                  • wordshaper@weatherishappening.networkW wordshaper@weatherishappening.network

                    @cwebber if Microsoft is going to charge license fees for agents using their software I can only assume that Oracle sales reps are busy inventing a whole new branch of mathematics to calculate their AI licensing fees.

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                    #45

                    @wordshaper @cwebber per token.

                    As in, you have to use the tokens for the AI still, but also pay a separate software license for every token you spend.

                    Shit, I probably shouldn't give them ideas.

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                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                      Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                      *deep breath in*

                      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                      tef@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @cwebber oh my

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                      • ramin_hal9001@fe.disroot.orgR ramin_hal9001@fe.disroot.org
                        > AI really makes them come up with the weirdest ideas

                        @Brokar to me, these weird ideas they come up with is evidence that they don't have a plan or a business model to earn profits (apart from selling AI to fascist dictatorships for mass surveillance) and are desperate to recoup the losses in their investments, and prevent the bubble from bursting.

                        @cwebber
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                        @ramin_hal9001

                        Right, but trying to monetize the beast seems to be a nobrainer.
                        So i wouldn't even put that in the ideas section.

                        And considering everything i doubt that they will ever break even with the revenues except maybe overcharging governments for AI usage or forcing it integrated in other products at higher prices.
                        The bubble will burst, we yet just can't predict when.

                        @cwebber

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                        • josh@hactivedirectory.comJ josh@hactivedirectory.com

                          @rasterweb @cwebber It’s such a Microsoft thing to say too.

                          Buy windows server. For several thousand dollars. Just kidding! To use it you need “client access licenses” too.

                          Wait wait wait you’ll also probably need device CALs too.

                          Oh and RD CALs too.

                          Per processor! I meant per processor.

                          Oh and even if it’s virtualized.

                          Supports extra. And it sucks.

                          Also now it’s a subscription service.

                          Wait till you hear about Azure.

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                          @josh

                          Well, seeing what Broadcom pulled off with the licenses i think Microsoft is not the only sour candy in the bag any more besides Oracle.

                          @rasterweb @cwebber

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                          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                            Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                            *deep breath in*

                            HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                            @cwebber

                            It's fine.

                            The AI will just hallucinate a new license.

                            That or it can just vibe code a version of Windows with an MIT license

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                            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                              Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                              *deep breath in*

                              HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                              #50

                              @cwebber lol

                              I'm not allowed to buy software

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                              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                *deep breath in*

                                HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                thedonsielass@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @cwebber Not the main issue here but "embodied agents"?! AI doesn't have a body. It can't be embodied. Software doesn't have seats. Words have no meaning with these slopmongers. Aaaarrrgghhh

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                  *deep breath in*

                                  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                  #52

                                  @cwebber I basically spit my water out reading this

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                                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                    *deep breath in*

                                    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                    #53

                                    @cwebber but you won't be able to copyright their output!

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                                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                      Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                      *deep breath in*

                                      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                      #54

                                      @cwebber per gpu socket licensing!

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                                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                        *deep breath in*

                                        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                        #55

                                        @cwebber why wouldn't the agent just reimplement the software instead of buying it, I thought writing code was free now /s

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                                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                          *deep breath in*

                                          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                          #56

                                          @cwebber lol, great times will be when people will ask: what is Microsoft?

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