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I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

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  • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

    @KimberlyN LOL! I've got that bookmarked now. πŸ˜‚

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    @lisamelton

    Ha! Me too. And it’s even a flowchart. Seems appropriate. πŸ‘©β€πŸ’»

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    • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

      I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

      My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

      And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

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      @lisamelton Sounds like you successfully transitioned. Yay. Sexism.

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      • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

        I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

        My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

        And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

        distrohopper39b@bitbang.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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        @lisamelton Mansplaining web browsers of all things to you is crazy. You're like, the single most important person to web browser history.

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        • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

          I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

          My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

          And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

          blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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          #16

          @lisamelton πŸ—£ TELL'EM!

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          • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

            I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

            My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

            And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

            digichelle@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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            @lisamelton I feel like mansplaining web browsers to you would be like mansplaining general relativity to fucking Einstein. Pardon my language, but COME ON! πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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            • digichelle@hachyderm.ioD digichelle@hachyderm.io

              @lisamelton I feel like mansplaining web browsers to you would be like mansplaining general relativity to fucking Einstein. Pardon my language, but COME ON! πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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              @digichelle LMAO! 🀣

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              • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

                aaron_davis@toot.catA This user is from outside of this forum
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                @lisamelton

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                • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                  I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                  My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                  And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

                  finalgirl@blackqueer.lifeF This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @lisamelton OMG. πŸ’€

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                  • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                    I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                    My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                    And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

                    cavyherd@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #21

                    @lisamelton

                    Hey c'mon! If our political leaders can #mansplain the Bible to the Pope! 🀦

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                    • j@janerationx.meJ j@janerationx.me

                      @lisamelton πŸ˜’ *sigh*

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                      @j @lisamelton

                      my very thought...

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                      • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

                        @lisameltonπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Perhaps they could also lecture Torvalds about Linux and Berners-Lee about the web while they're at it

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                        @LibertyForward1 @lisamelton I mean they love explaining ActivityPub to Christine Lemmer-Webber so...

                        But I think there's an obvious reason why they wouldn't do the same thing to Torvalds or Berners-Lee.

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                        • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                          @Bette Indeed, if I wasn't already qualified to be a project manager, preparing for and recovery from bottom surgery would prove I could do the job.

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                          @lisamelton

                          Oh, hell yeah. I saw how all that went with my friend, M, who is right at this moment on her way across the country to have the top done. She had her priorities and bottom was first. The sheer amount of prep ... the research for all of it. Then you add all the crap you have to put up with from ignoramouses. For this trip, M bought a tracking service so that another friend and I will be notified if she doesn't check in; the danger is real and that fucking sucks.

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                          • jzsimon@fediscience.orgJ jzsimon@fediscience.org

                            @lisamelton techbros gonna techbro

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                            @jzsimon I can't tell whether or not you're excusing the behavior. Either way, toxic behavior shouldn't be excused.

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                            • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                              I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                              My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                              And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

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                              @lisamelton I guess in terms of passing this is not strictly a bad thing though.

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                              • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                                I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                                My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                                And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

                                ics@tau-ceti.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @lisamelton If you ever needed proof that you are a woman, this is half of it.

                                The other half is getting your salary cut by at least 15% (18% in Germany)

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                                • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                                  I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                                  My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                                  And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

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                                  @lisamelton what about networking and file servers? I’m sure you don’t know anything about that. 😜

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                                  • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                                    I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                                    My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                                    And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

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                                    @lisamelton My favorite is, "I don't know anything about that. But you're wrong."

                                    I once had a coworker try to get back up for my wrongness by calling an engineer at the vendor. Who said, "I've taken that card in the lab, and put 10v on it an 0v on it, and it works fine." This guy was a BSEE. So I just said, "You know there's no such thing as 0v, right? So did you turn power on/off, or did you ground it?" Neither one ever said, "Oh, my mistake."

                                    But I enjoyed their pain.

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                                    • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                                      I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                                      My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                                      And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

                                      xchaos@f.czX This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @lisamelton I wrote one web browser in 1990s. I hope, that statement, that I did it wrong, doesn't count as mansplaining!

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                                      • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                                        I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                                        My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                                        And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

                                        faithisleaping@anarres.familyF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #31

                                        @lisamelton But… but they need the emotional validation of you approving of their AI tools.

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                                        • lisamelton@mastodon.socialL lisamelton@mastodon.social

                                          I think it's so precious when techbros try #mansplaining Web browsers, video transcoding or game development to me.

                                          My dudes, it's likely I've been programming longer than you've been alive.

                                          And transitioning didn't somehow make me ignorant, motherfuckers.

                                          slesa@social.saarlandS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #32

                                          @lisamelton It is likely I'd love to learn some tricks from you - even when I grew up with 'what is a protected mode?'

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