Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
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@AstroHyde @PalmAndNeedle @LilahTovMoon I think we can safely presume that Logolas and Aragorn wouldn't win any any votes in that case
@jellyfish_umbrella we stan a boisterous short king
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
@LilahTovMoon I think if i was younger legolas and now I'm older Aragorn
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
@LilahTovMoon I would also be curious to see this broken down by neurodivergence. My working theory is that autistics prefer Legolas, while ADHDers prefer Aragorn.
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
I'm mostly influenced by my spouse, who was hard core Team Aragorn when all her friends were Team Legolas.
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
@LilahTovMoon did not expect me to be in the majority of my group (Straight man Aragorn) but pretty significant majority there.
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
@LilahTovMoon fuuuuck it's harder to figure out my choice than to figure out my category
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
@LilahTovMoon Is it weird that as a bi woman, I want to answer Aragorn, but as a lesbian I want to answer Legolas?
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
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@LilahTovMoon Is it weird that as a bi woman, I want to answer Aragorn, but as a lesbian I want to answer Legolas?
@JoscelynTransient @LilahTovMoon the fellowship of the ring was a polycule
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
@LilahTovMoon Intriguing that enbies are the only group picking Legolas by any significant margin.
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Who do you find more attractive from Lord of the Rings: Aragorn or Legolas?
@LilahTovMoon 34% of respondents are straight men, and Arwen doesn't even make the final round? I blame Liv Tyler.
Arwen is canonically the third most beautiful woman in history and poor Liv barely scrapes the top 10.
[Edit, see? My subconscious knows she's not even the most beautiful Liv] -
@LilahTovMoon Intriguing that enbies are the only group picking Legolas by any significant margin.
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@LilahTovMoon 34% of respondents are straight men, and Arwen doesn't even make the final round? I blame Liv Tyler.
Arwen is canonically the third most beautiful woman in history and poor Liv barely scrapes the top 10.
[Edit, see? My subconscious knows she's not even the most beautiful Liv]@rupert There were no prior rounds. This came out of a conversation with a friend at a party and she didn't bring up anyone other than Aragorn and Legolas.
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@LilahTovMoon Awful lotta “straight” men saying they’re attracted to the very male-coded Aragorn…
@Diplodocus @LilahTovMoon I'm not attracted to either, but men with no facial hair, pointy ears and eyebrows a different colour than their obvious wig are not very attractive, as attested by the fact that Legolas doesn't win a single category despite being played by a kind of sex symbol of his time.
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@rupert There were no prior rounds. This came out of a conversation with a friend at a party and she didn't bring up anyone other than Aragorn and Legolas.
@LilahTovMoon I knew that
It was a riff on Steve Coogan's "Where are the rest of our universities? Why is it always Oxford and Cambridge in the final?" and also a pet peeve about how Arwen is given a superficially larger role in the movies but at the same time demoted from a being who everyone could see was the sole motivation for everything Aragorn does, and understand why. -
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