Most places with a cryptid try to make it make a little sense.
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@cinebox @futurebird oh God you're all asleep in bed and the you awake to a tiny trunk exploring a foot!!!!!
@Jaicup @futurebird and nobody will ever believe you!
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I think my grandpa read me this book or something similar. I have this constant and unexplained worry at all times that a big catfish might eat me.
@futurebird @jrdepriest @wordshaper
There are rumors of monster catfish inhabiting the bottom of Canyon Lake in Texas. The lake, as one might surmise from the name, is very deep near the dam that forms it. (Texas has only one large natural lake. All others are dammed.)
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There is the giant sturgeon that sucks down swimmers at the confluence of the American and Sacramento Rivers.
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I used to live in Sacramento, but sadly never heard of that one.
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Ants can already ride other ants.
Ant size range is wild.
This is an "acron ant" (temnothorax) and a carpenter ant. These aren't even the largest and smallest ants, just two ants you can find in Eastern Europe who can meet like this in the wild.
Remarkable photo by Bakos Ádám
Wow! This is like a person standing next to a semi-truck!
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Ants can already ride other ants.
Ant size range is wild.
This is an "acron ant" (temnothorax) and a carpenter ant. These aren't even the largest and smallest ants, just two ants you can find in Eastern Europe who can meet like this in the wild.
Remarkable photo by Bakos Ádám
Just curious, are there any extinct species of ants larger than any of our surviving ones? It seems like, given the size of some other terrestrial arthropods (tarantulas, giant beetles, coconut crabs, to name a few) that much, much larger ants might at least be POSSIBLE.
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@futurebird super fits the vibe, but it's actually a fearsome critter, a product of the late 1800s north american logging industry! it shows up in some paul bunyan stories, and loggers in wisconsin & that area would warn newbies to look out for the hodag. there was even a hoax!
@futurebird @goaty Apparently J, K. Rowling thinks it's a magical American creature as it drew the attention of one Newt Scamander, expert on magical creatures. Well hey--she's British. -
"Ol Jimmy Gum-Mouth, the school-bus sized catfish eats someone every summer. He eats you in one gulp. They say the water won't even ripple. Only comes out when the lake is still as glass and the fog is hanging low... But the town council has been covering up to not scare the tourists."
I'm reading this in the voice of the bait shop clerk in the Catfish Lake episode of The Simpsons.
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@Jaicup @futurebird tiny versions of large things. Cryptid thats a pocket-sized elephant.
@cinebox @Jaicup @futurebird they're called mimmoths
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Most places with a cryptid try to make it make a little sense. "Well, you see there are these primates from the last Ice Age and ... " or " ... this lake is very old and catfish never stop growing so you can't rule out that one is the size of bus..."
But not NJ. "There is a devil in the woods. It's gonna get you."
"so... how did it get there? what's the deal?"
"... it's the devil."
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Wikipedia has an explanation involving the lack of birth control in the 1700s. -
Most places with a cryptid try to make it make a little sense. "Well, you see there are these primates from the last Ice Age and ... " or " ... this lake is very old and catfish never stop growing so you can't rule out that one is the size of bus..."
But not NJ. "There is a devil in the woods. It's gonna get you."
"so... how did it get there? what's the deal?"
"... it's the devil."
@futurebird I actually grew up in New Jersey! I remember we had an overnight class trip to the Pine Barrens, and I stuck away from the group activity bullshit and spent the entire time searching for the Jersey Devil.
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@futurebird apparently there is a museum of cryptids in Maine. I'm totally going to take a road trip there this summer.
@LJ @futurebird Felton, CA (home of Henry Cowell Redwoods and one of my favorite places ever) has the Bigfoot Discovery Museum which is ... really something (photos attached, no alt text because the photos are basically all text, plus some interesting casts of footprints, skulls, newspaper clippings, maps, etc.)
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@LJ @futurebird Felton, CA (home of Henry Cowell Redwoods and one of my favorite places ever) has the Bigfoot Discovery Museum which is ... really something (photos attached, no alt text because the photos are basically all text, plus some interesting casts of footprints, skulls, newspaper clippings, maps, etc.)
@darkuncle @futurebird I'll need to put it on my cryptid tour!
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Ants can already ride other ants.
Ant size range is wild.
This is an "acron ant" (temnothorax) and a carpenter ant. These aren't even the largest and smallest ants, just two ants you can find in Eastern Europe who can meet like this in the wild.
Remarkable photo by Bakos Ádám
@futurebird @Jaicup
Not THIS big, of course...
