We arguably started the fire

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@mcc I think we did

[tian2992@mastodon.social]

@mcc it was always burning since the world’s been turning

[xgranade@wandering.shop]

@mcc

*consults with lawyers*

Ah, I um, have allegedly started the fire.

[megmac@social.treehouse.systems]

@mcc "it was always burning, and we keep on feeding it" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@mcc

ok Boomer

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@gsuberland United States 2026: We Didn't Start The Fire, Moreover It Is A Good Thing The Fire Started And Starting The Fire Was Perfectly Legal

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@mcc “Look, we’re all trying to figure out who started this” say person holding lighter and a big can marked ‘gasoline’.

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@gsuberland this may or may not be legal depending on your precise relationship with your nan

[aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social]

@gsuberland @mcc in Russia, fire started us.

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@gsuberland @mcc Followed by:

Nothing wrong with fires.

Fires are great, what is your problem?

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@CStamp @gsuberland The Snowflake Left Doesn't Want To Be On Fire

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@jspath55 don't throw the baby into the bathwater!! That's what they always say!!