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Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public

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  • arstechnica@mastodon.socialA arstechnica@mastodon.social

    Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?
    Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!
    https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    dresstokilt@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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    @arstechnica this isn't even a top 10 best SEPTA social shaming sign.

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    • alpinefolk@sunbeam.cityA alpinefolk@sunbeam.city

      @arstechnica completely agree, except that I literally can’t hear my 8 year old phone unless it’s on speaker. I put it on speaker and still hold it to my ear. Luckily I rarely take phone calls and almost never in public.

      shenanigans@chitter.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #15

      @alpinefolk tangentially related, but i was talking to a friend about phone calls the other day, and i said that i like my ringtone and it's funny but nobody hears it because i never get phone calls and when i do my phone is on silent 100% of the time anyways

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      • shenanigans@chitter.xyzS shenanigans@chitter.xyz

        @alpinefolk tangentially related, but i was talking to a friend about phone calls the other day, and i said that i like my ringtone and it's funny but nobody hears it because i never get phone calls and when i do my phone is on silent 100% of the time anyways

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        @Shenanigans ha. Same situation.

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        • arstechnica@mastodon.socialA arstechnica@mastodon.social

          Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?
          Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!
          https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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          @arstechnica Yeah - it irritates the hell out of me.
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          • arstechnica@mastodon.socialA arstechnica@mastodon.social

            Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?
            Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!
            https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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            @arstechnica

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            • robparsons@mastodon.socialR robparsons@mastodon.social

              @arstechnica apparently it's because the Kardashians do it, so now everybody does it. Kardashians do it because it's necessary for the viewers to hear both sides of the conversation. The twats who do it everywhere now haven't figured out that nobody else needs to hear both sides of their conversations.

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              #19

              @robparsons @arstechnica this is the best explanation I’ve heard, too. And I think knit’s reasonable to generalize it to, the tv shows have to show the calls, they use speakerphone, and people are copying them. It’s in all shows now

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              • mjr@masto.bikeM mjr@masto.bike

                @robparsons @arstechnica surely it's because you can't use the phone for calendar or notes if it's by your head, screens feel rotten against your ear and you ear-print the screen. If I've no headset, I prefer speaker. Not in public, though.

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                @mjr @robparsons @arstechnica here I am like an old person saying "hold on a sec, I'll put you down and see what's in my calendar.... OK I'm back"

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                • arstechnica@mastodon.socialA arstechnica@mastodon.social

                  Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?
                  Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!
                  https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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                  #21

                  @arstechnica I prefer speaker, but not in public. Who are these people?! I hope this never happens near me, because when it does imma join the conversation.

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                  • arstechnica@mastodon.socialA arstechnica@mastodon.social

                    Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?
                    Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!
                    https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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                    #22

                    @arstechnica Fucking HATE IT. Same with assholes playing music on blast when they bike or walk on trails. Use fucking headphones!

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                    • dysamoria@mastodon.socialD dysamoria@mastodon.social

                      @arstechnica Fucking HATE IT. Same with assholes playing music on blast when they bike or walk on trails. Use fucking headphones!

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                      #23

                      @dysamoria @arstechnica PREACH!

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                      • arstechnica@mastodon.socialA arstechnica@mastodon.social

                        Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?
                        Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!
                        https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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                        #24

                        @arstechnica It is an irritating habit

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                        • dysamoria@mastodon.socialD dysamoria@mastodon.social

                          @arstechnica Fucking HATE IT. Same with assholes playing music on blast when they bike or walk on trails. Use fucking headphones!

                          minternational@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @dysamoria @arstechnica Halleluja

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                          • arstechnica@mastodon.socialA arstechnica@mastodon.social

                            Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?
                            Your phone still functions when held to your ear, people!
                            https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/03/explain-it-like-im-5-why-is-everyone-on-speakerphone-in-public/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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                            @arstechnica could be cause people don't wish to be close to a high frequency emitter

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