My little niece got a mobile phone and as her godfather I want to send some silly cartoon/dad joke every day.

[joren@social.lol]

@JorisMeys https://pbfcomics.com/ but maybe a bit dark

[srdas@mastodon.online]

@JorisMeys here's some I've saved.
#DadJokes

[jorismeys@mstdn.social]

@SRDas
Hehe, lovely. I can sed her eyes rolling already

[elnecesario@mastodon.social]

@JorisMeys some #dadjokes from my collection:

I don’t make jokes about lazy people…
They never work

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, I saw all the signs.

When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called a beef?

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe

Me: I’d like a book about Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William

[elnecesario@mastodon.social]

@JorisMeys and some more #dadjokes

Why did the man didn’t find his map?
Because he lost the map

Two guys walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would duck.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.

[jorismeys@mstdn.social]

@joren
Geniaal, maar ze is nog wat jong voor die humor

[jorismeys@mstdn.social]

@elnecesario
She's going to hate you LOL

[elnecesario@mastodon.social]

@JorisMeys that’s ok. I’m already used to it when sending dad jokes to my best friend
I’m happy you like them

[datum@zeroes.ca]

@JorisMeys If she's a huge nerd then there are thousands of Dad jokes and science puns (and a few non-explicit but more mature-themed comics) at https://smbc-comics.com/ by @ZachWeinersmith

[ericmacknight@mstdn.ca]

@JorisMeys