Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 8 (3-way tie). Congratulations to 2-time awardee Brandon Gill.

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 9. https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-nobel-peace-prize-2025-2039282

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 10.

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 11. Our first civilian awardee. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/us/politics/paul-weiss-deal-trump-executive-order-withdrawn.html

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 12. https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3llw3kxnmu32r

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 13.

Congratulations to Speaker Johnson for making Chapter 15 of Profiles in Sycophancy! Can't believe it took you this long. "It's not crime if it's out in the open except for the memecoins I don't understand" isn't a legal opinion. It's bootlicking. https://x.com/ryanobles/status/1922676802767482963

Punchbowl was reporting that Buddy Carter was jealous of Brandon Gill’s standing as the only 2-time Profile in Sycophancy winner. In this Chapter 16, Carter has closed the gap.

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 17. Our second civilian awardee. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/06/us/politics/trump-apple-investment.html

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 18.

Surprised it took Kevin Hassett this long, and in fairness he's kind of plagiarizing Chapters 2 and 7. But here's Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 19. https://x.com/Acyn/status/1974853762947989986

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 20. Wherein Brooke Rollins tells us how straight she stood and how loud she clapped for Dear Leader. https://x.com/atrupar/status/1976382919628280080

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 21. Mike Johnson gets his second award for waking up today and choosing to dress like this. (Although who's to say these aren't also his pajamas?)

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 22

Congratulations to Marco Rubio for making Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 23 by walking a mile in some random pair of oversized shoes so as to suck up to Dear Leader.

Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 24. Keep that nose nice & brown, Ron. https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5808226-donald-trump-international-airport-pbi-desantis-florida-legislature/

Not even here for a month and already made Profiles in Sycophancy, Chapter 25. They grow up so fast. (Clay Fuller is the guy who replaced Marjorie Taylor Greene.) https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/8594?hl=HR+8594&s=1&r=1