had this open in a tab for months just ‘cause i loved looking at the color and suddenly it’s 50% off

[tillybridges@mastodon.social]

had this open in a tab for months just ‘cause i loved looking at the color and suddenly it’s 50% off

somebody hire me to write $159 worth of something for you real quick

(i have nowhere to wear this to)
(this does not matter)
(shh)

Pink Jersey Plunge Neck Evening Gown - Mac Duggal

Expertly crafted from high-quality jersey fabric, this evening gown is both chic and comfortable. - Mac Duggal

Mac Duggal (macduggal.com)

[farah@beige.party]

@tillybridges Very pretty dress. You’d look wonderful in it!!

[social_recluse2@mastodon.social]

@tillybridges wear it to your dinner table set for fine dining (spaghetti, meatloaf?), drape yourself across your divan (couch, sofa) looking sultry and alluring.

[bigtittybimbo@autonomous.zone]

@tillybridges how much werewolf erotica does $159 get me?

[tillybridges@mastodon.social]

@BigTittyBimbo I wish I was the one to write that, but alas that’s outside my wheelhouse

[bigtittybimbo@autonomous.zone]

@tillybridges sorry, the heart wants what the heart wants

[darrenmorin@mstdn.ca]

@tillybridges PANK