Life finds a way

[nini@oldbytes.space]

@driusan @vowe The stuff of nightmares.

[driusan@doomscroller.social]

@nini@oldbytes.space @vowe@social.heise.de Maybe I shouldn't have kept suggesting they use Signal or something.

[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]

@amici@fribygda.no @vowe@social.heise.de

Internet access kit for children

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@vowe

Just watched a whole skit in my head of a kid drawing a mustache on to go online, then mistakenly getting caught in a swarm of biznessmen on their way out of a martini bar from lunch, and he ends-up working as a vp with them forever.
Forever.
For. Ever.

[mdb@newsie.social]

@vowe If kids are able to unlock their parents phones with their faces, why wouldn't drawn on mustaches and wrinkles work for "general" age verification?

[h0ffmann@mastodon.social]

@vowe source?

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@mynameistillian @vowe It's very serious.

It's also stupid.

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@pedro_mateus @vowe Like they already do for big paint markers.

[pedro_mateus@mas.to]

@drwho @vowe

Oh, the nice smelling ones?

EDIT: Ah, the graffiti jumbo markers! Yeah, but you only need to be 16 to buy them.

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@gkrnours @vowe A guy I knew in high school had such a beard (and unfortunately early onset hair loss) that he would occasionally wear a suit and tie and be mistaken for a substitute teacher. He was a great source of information.

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@driusan @vowe I don't think so. Getting around restrictions put in place by adults has a long and storied history. Turning the high school VMB into a diverter for summer break. Messing with security cameras in hallways to create blind spots. Pages kept in filling cabinets going missing.

[vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de]

@TagHunt @vowe a villain with an old style moustache, who also sells moustache wax (so stands to benefit from any rise in folk being inspired to have actual facial hair)